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Gwyneth Paltrow, Sociologist, Hip Hop Mogul
Haven't had time to even get to Part 2 but just look at this attempt and
spin to now package up the once American hating Anglophile as this
'down-with-that' Hip Hop aficionada, multi-cultural, got a degree in African
Studies so-and-so...and she uses her dead father's legacy to push her phony
agenda!
I tell ya, I just don't have the strength anymore. Check New Gwyneth Hate Site
here for my buddy's new Tumblr account spearing Gwyneth Paltrow!
But hey, looks like she took my advice and went for the glamor lashes.
There will only be hope when she properly grooms her eyebrows.
Kate Winslet's Tit Fat, Everybody
You'll just have to see my archives. Yes, Kate has nailed her craft of acting. Nothing more! Don't get me started on the ol' hausfrau who'd be if not for Papa's money. Again, check the
Stella McCartney archives here. You won't be disappointed. Yet another one, like Dame Paltrow who can never just get it right.
I'm a big busted gorgeous girl myself and I've always known you never wear an outfit that displays the tit fat. Hire a taylor, make the stitches yourself but never be caught anywhere with ill-fitting clothing that exposes that dreaded underarm area. If Stella was a real designer, she'd know better but she is nothing more than a product of nepotism like her galpal Paltrow.
Nepotism. Always remember that not only was a true talent robbed but you yourself have been robbed by having these ne'er do well spawns taking up space in the upper rungs and depriving all of us of true talent. You have seen the SHANTY-ASS footwear creations of this one laz-about-by-nature McCartney, no?
Look, if you wanna be big in something, you have to put the work in, Gwyneth Paltrow/Stella McCartney. You're not gonna slide in today's world when the actual world is one big giant community. Yes, it is painful, takes you out of your comfort zone but anything worth having always involves work of some sort. There just isn't anyway around it.
We Hate Gwyneth Paltrow.com
Hee hee... in ridiculous version Irish sweater
Yeah...this place. Don't think I didn't catch this little tidbit. I guess Dame Paltrow
doesn't just stick to her blog when sticking it to Madonna.
From Celebrity Gossip
(notice how Lea acknowledges the hate for Paltrow in her gushing)
The “Shakespeare in Love” actress looked lovely as she made her exit after sharing a meal with director Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley.
In her recent interview with Allure Magazine, Lea Michele sang Gwyn’s praises after having worked with her on the set of “Glee.”
Lea gushed, “I don’t know what people are smoking, because this woman is one of the most talented, beautiful, smart-but-laid-back, cool people I’ve worked with.”
Mariah Carey's Technique In 'O Holy Night'
It starts out...the first two notes, you think, is this a male or female...
It's her little packaging job on her range is what it is. The gift isn't wasted on her
musically. The vocal acrobatics are saved near the end. The one you may have
suspected of being male at first only did that to showcase her range. She did it
on purpose. The powerful choir backing. Wow. Laying low on the ghetto
yodels this version of Holy Night proves to be an unmistakable international
American hit, still.
Here's the cleaned up version. The visuals you can find in the right link. I've
always wished for a classier Mariah Carey, you too?
Lush Tropical Islands Of Belize
Cayo Espanto,San Pedro, Belize
We've been looking for a moderately priced second home as a getaway and an investment to rent out. While preparing for our search I've come across a cluster of private island resorts.
These pics are worth a look just for the interior design inspirations. Simple, inexpensive and easy to create items such as the mosquito netting "headboard", strategically placed sconces and that dreamlike hammock. The glass bottomed coffee table is so off the hook. Watch the slideshow and prepare to be mesmerized through the 110 images. See the bathrooms. What an inspiration for us to aspire to for our own surroundings.
The Dress Wore Gwyneth
She turned up in Germany
Yes, this is coming so late! I haven't really been keeping up at all concerning Gwyneth. She checks here from time to time and feels I've abandoned her.
This crew never ever has forgotten her condescending snooty persona she has tried to curtail. I think it may be dawning on posters that Chris Martin isn't really joking about his gay lifestyle. Since he was never a looker and probably suspected he was gay in his youth explains why she was his first. Couldn't happen to a nicer person. Her insecurity must have hit an all time high in the past few years. You do know he lives in the house next door to her while in London, right?
Here's a sampling of my venom regarding this green beaded gown and sparkling art-deco-esque choker...
The brows, liner and lashes make it happen
Alright, the posture is the problem. Aware that this beaded gown must be
heavy but it needed to be fitted better. I like the choker but many felt it
to be overkill paired with the Christmas tree. Lose the 90s flat iron job
with center part. Someone with curves and a glamorous style could really
rock this gown. She didn't go for the glamor and that is what she needs to
incorporate into her personal style.
Even Paris Hilton gets it
She can't run the risk of straying from
the classic style and that style requires an updo when donning such a gown.
She's never gonna be a trendsetter. It was a fluke inflicted upon us when
she first came around by various print editors. That was back when her camp was trying to shove her down our throats as the next Princess Grace.
Early Zsa Zsa
How would I build around this dress? The hair needs a champagne beige
toner. It is too yellow. Light lemon yellow would work only with a heavy foiling, not unicolor. Tousled, lightly teased updo. Zig zag parting. The glamor Hollywood brow paired with the split Zsa Zsa eyelashes. Deep burgundy liquid eyeliner cat eye. 1960s bubblegum pink vinyl lip, cherry blossom cheek color.
A chunky deep Amethyst cuff bracelet with beaded tasseled Amethyst earrings. Your jewelry and funky footwear mesh the classic with the modern, not over fried singed hair attempting to be sleek. If you can't resist the sleek, swingy hair then pull some strands down to frame your face. She isn't aware of the green/purple color theory. She thought she was playing it safe by opting for a colorless but too glittery, clashing choker that would be stunning with a solid crepe de chine halter
gown.
Lemon quartz “Zeena” cuff in 18k gold by Deborah Pagani,
suggested retail $9,060
Lauren Lauren Wedding Cowboy Boots
Vogue. He seems awfully smug here
Caught this little piece from NYP...and I think that is just a darlin' touch.
“I walked in and there were these beautiful illustrations of the looks we’d discussed with my face on them. It was like a dream come true.”
She tells the magazine the elaborate overlay, which included delicate motifs of small flowers and Renaissance-era scroll designs, took 100 craftspeople more than 3,000 hours to embroider by hand.
Her dress has a large open back. And under the voluminous skirts and small train, instead of dainty silk shoes, the bride wore cowboy boots.
The something blue? Her socks.
Utter perfection timed w/the season
May we presume that she'll be keeping her original name? The Laurens
hadn't. Ralph Lauren is really Ralph Lipfschitz from the Bronx and/or
something like that. Lauren Lipshitz does have a ring to it.
She Doesn't Find Elizabeth Hurley Beautiful
Yow! Was just reading up on the life of the recently late Evelyn Lauder. Her Wiki page linked to a New York Times article about Elizabeth Hurley's modeling debut for the "township" magnate Estee Lauder. I thought, did Liz get a whiff of this not so subtle bash job penned by resident writer Anne-Marie Schiro almost fifteen years ago?
... it was a departure for the giant American beauty company. Lauder's advertising has always projected a coolly elegant image. Ms. Hurley's image is that of Hugh Grant's sexy girlfriend, who wears revealing Versace dresses to movie-world events.~
I probably would have loved seeing this then as I couldn't understand the big brou ha ha surrounding her at the time. I've always been in the camp that Hurley was merely pretty and not near beautiful because of her oddly shaped mouth and semi-bulbous nose. This Anne-Marie gets the digs in left, right and center as she was called in to cover Elizabeth's first whirlwind ad campaign for the cosmetic empire.
"The concept of a model has changed," he {Lauder} said. "I think Lauder has made a huge transformation from Virginia gentry society, in the days of Willow Bay and Karen Graham, to Paulina Porizkova, who was more international, and now to Hurley."
Couldn't resist Gwynny Kate
This cut, right here is what I can't believe the NYTs let their writers get away with...
It was a late afternoon in early May, and Ms. Hurley had just been introduced to magazine beauty editors at a tea party in the Stanhope Hotel to announce the upcoming introduction of a new Lauder perfume, Pleasures. Wearing a pale lilac fitted suit by Versace and matching high-heeled pumps, she immediately charmed the audience...When the party was over, she settled into a chair, put her feet up and lighted a cigarette. Up close she was pretty, not quite beautiful, with creamy skin that had tiny crinkles around her eyes when she smiled. No doubt those minor lines will be erased in the Lauder advertisements. In the beauty world, reality goes only so far.
YOW!! Watch your step `cause that is just one of the doozies in this public spearing. Makes the meanest bloggers come off as left handed kittens in comparison. Those were the days my friends. Wonder where Ms. Schiro is these days...
A/Liz & Gwynny, Lauder reverts back to pretty models
GOOP Is Out Of The Loop
Eyebrow challenged
Oh where to begin? Gwyneth Paltrow is still shilling away on that
blog of hers she'd like to give up on but won't out of fear of failure.
This week she's offering us tips on how to apply makeup. She admits
to not being good at it and she isn't but she doesn't know why.
Eyebrow Fail
Here's why. She perpetuates the wrong color theories and she hired
a makeup artist who doesn't know any better.
Believe it or not, I am terrible at doing my own makeup. I'm decent at doing it for a friend, but when it comes to my own face, I never get it right. I have been wanting a step by step lesson for ages so I asked my London makeup artist, Emma Lovell, to show me how.
Here's the newsletter from the woman who can't seem to do anything perfectly.
I have a problem with three of the concepts in this make-under.
Another must that Emma insists on is filling in the eyebrows as it's the best way to frame the face. Choose a color that is slightly paler than your natural color.
Never shade your eyebrows a paler shade. You need the color and
the definition to frame your face. All of these years and Paltrow has
never gotten this. Searchypoo the archives here with "Gwyneth
Eyebrows" so I don't have to repeat myself.
Jouer Brow Definer comes in a variety of shades and with a mascara wand, which is a must for defining brows.
Unless you are an Asian girl going for a double eyelid look, never
apply extra mascara to the middle lashes for a rounder eye. A round
eye can appear almost clowny, especially if you're buggy eyed like
the model she used. You want to go for a more almond-esque cat
eye. If you are skipping eyeliner or not, always work the lashes
on the outer corner of the eye with extra coats of mascara. Add this
exotic touch even for daytime. You want to get the effect of Zsa Zsa's
split glamor lashes (cut a false lash in half and custom trim with
cuticle scissors) by just using mascara alone. You can even purchase
a mini lash curler to work the outer lashes.
Use one coat of black mascara to make the eyes pop. As before, build slowly and in layers, from the roots to the ends. For a dewy eye look, put a bit more on the middle lashes (this rounds the eye.)
Work the outer lashes
The highlighter advice is alright but you should take it a step further
by dabbing some on the inner corners of your eyes to appear more
youthful and line a bit down your nose to give an even more sculpted,
polished appearance. A dab above your cupid's bow adds definition.
Don't listen to Gwyneth about the eyebrow pencil and mascara wand.
Get the Too Faced Eyebrow Kit shown here. Click on the Too Faced
ad to the left calling Gwyneth's name. Get the free samples promised
to my readers. In the aforementioned "here" link take a look at the
eyebrows of Anna Nicole Smith, Elizabeth Taylor and Megan Fox.
2008 version
Just go through my cockamamie tips category and avoid Paltrow's
advice on everything. She's just one of those people who can't
do anything right and can never recognize people who can.
Go for this glamor brow even for day
Dita Von Teese Proves To Be A Letdown
...to those who were expecting more.
She fulfilled a gig at Lavazza Derby Day in Australia, donning
one of her self designed creations. Wrong shade of red. A red
with a blue undertone, not leaning towards orange. She did the
matchy-matchy thing again. She's never going to be a style icon
and you just wish a new Bettie Page retro gal would grace the
scene. One with beautiful bone structure and fashion sense.
Where are you?
Here she is Halloween `10
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