NOBODY'S BUYING YOUR BULLSHIT, ANGELINA
You'll Never Be Audrey Hepburn w/that HUGE FACE
Somebody got the idea to market Angelina as the next Audrey Hepburn... Not working.
Notice AJ's similar makeup job
Good move putting that hat on her big head because it hides the acreage of her huge, big man face.
Images courtesy of FFF
Yeah, sure. Brad Pitt also loved Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and last but not least, Juliette Lewis. He was engaged to all three and married one. He dumped them all and he'll dump you also. Only difference is, he's stuck with you forever because you had his kids.
Brad loves only one besides himself and that person is Shiloh. Forget about Viv. He only feels sorry for this developmentally delayed child and he'll resent you forever for not keeping up your end of the deal. Knox? Well, I believe the theory that he is an adopted Eastern European orphan to make it seem like they had twins. Until he starts to resemble Pitt and Jolie, the jury is out.
To get a sense of the real Angelina Jolie, just go back to her BBT phase. I mean really, if she was all that would she really be bothering with a man born in 1955? That's a 20 year age difference...made even wider since she was in her 20's at the time. Think about it.
Can never erase this
Compare their face sizes. Yoww!!!
Why is she speaking of people and love? Shouldn't she feel sorry for those refugees? Unless of course she got a glimpse of what real love actually is.
Here's my theory-
She probably got an inkling of what real love is by visiting refugees. Noticed that her own life falls short, especially with a shallow cornhole like Pitt. Now she feels the need to evangelize her latest findings as her own to the media. All the while, we know, it's a dig at Aniston.
Posted by sickitten at Wednesday, July 07. 2010 
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Dumb Celebrities Delusional Celebrities Uneducated Celebrities Big Faced Celebrities
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Dumb Celebrities Delusional Celebrities Uneducated Celebrities Big Faced Celebrities
If the first picture with hat is her latest looks, hate me but that's a good dewey-looking picture. Her looks before were: dirtbag, goth, crazy, introvert, schizoid, gaunt, old, etc. (especially the first 4) and her facial size is freakish...not a bad assessment heh?
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