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...Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm….

 I’m just going to use this blog entry to tell y’all a little bit about myself. I’m 13 and I’ll be 14 in October, so I can’t wait for that because I am FINALLY allowed to dye my hair… THANK YOU MOTHER!! My favvvv color is black (just because it goes with everything) and my least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross).

...Ok so I think that is sufficient for my first blog entry and what do you know, it wasn’t all like “ummmmm”. I look forward to writing my second one. Stay tuned if you don’t already think I’m annoying.

XO Lola

Now this is gonna come off as super c*nty, I know.  Not even deep down but on the surface, it really annoys me when people who have that sloppy, funky mouth and jaw think it's just dandy to expose themselves to the rest of us like they are deserving of our attention.  I know Lourdes is sporting braces to eliminate this Habsberg Lip but call us when the process has neared completion.  There are so many others out there that deserve the break but we have to look at Lola because her mother is Madonna?



It's bad enough we have to be subjected to Lady GaGa's genetic shortcomings and her funky jaw and mouth area.  You know who else had this going on but got it fixed?




Scarlett Johansson



The truth is...and it hurts, is that if we went back in time 150 years without access to dentists and plastic surgeons, a lot of celebrities that are lauded today as being so attractive would have been outcasts that everyone felt sorry for.  When I seem like an uber critical bitch about bashing ugly celebrities, this is where I am coming from.  I can't be fooled.  I have these things called eyes.