Jen Aniston Photochopped For Harper's Bazaar
Did Jennifer Aniston actually see the proofs for this cover shot? Did she okay it?
Can you just imagine the un retouched shot? Actually, it may have been better.
This cover reminds me of
Monster Mash
When I was a kid my brother had a model from the hobby shop of the Wolfman. Same exact eyes. The `chopper is trying to get an intense look in the eyes that the photographer in no way could muster. Intensive looks come from within and Aniston does not have much "within". Who's idea was it to go for this look? Who's idea was it to curl her eyelashes too close to the lid so that the mascara looks like it is drawn on her brow bones? Trying to make simpletons look intense and deep only results in them looking crazy. If you saw someone out at a restaurant and they looked at you like this, you'd demand to be moved to another table.
Posted by sickitten at Tuesday, June 29. 2010 
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Photoshopped Wonders
Tags: Jennifer Aniston Fug Cover Shot
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Photoshopped Wonders
Tags: Jennifer Aniston Fug Cover Shot
I don't know....it's not that I really LIKE JA, I guess it's just that I really DON'T LIKE AJ, so by default I like Jen. The eyes do tend to follow you tho (try it) and that in itself is kinda creepy. That last line was very funny, by the way.
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How is it going w/your husband? He's on the mend?
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He's doing great, he'll get the staples out in a couple days. He is keeping me running back and forth, but it's cool, he deserves it. He serves me coffee and sometimes breakfast in bed every morning since we've been together and he's an awesome chef. He's also a very smart man, because he tells me every day how much he appreciates everything.
I'm sure in another couple weeks he will literally feel like a new man. His knee was thrashed and he's dealt with the pain for years, so I'm really happy for him. Thanks for asking!
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She's one of those people who was never told plain growing up and never knew that she really is not good-looking. (Got this from Pamela Churchill biography that that was her case. She was not a looker but never knew it; was raised like something special. However, PC did come from a good family and certain priviledged upbringing in UK that had feeded her wrong self-image....) Now, I've seen some of JA pictures young, and she has to know, would not even be classfied as pretty girl growing up. She just refuses to accept that... and now well into 40's and still single...what does that tell you. She needs to be more realistic, someone finally need to tell her loud and clear...reassess yourself, you're a plain girl (also I'm tired of people who associate with her, even NKidman, needing to have to reiterate how nice she is...aw, please, enough already.) She wants a famed guy, a fame guy typically has earning potential himself so doesn't need her...a viscious circle and she chooses still to be blind that she's not hot babe, a catch. I even like L Kudrow's package more than Aniston....these two for a while there on Friends appeared to show off who's the prettiest...gottabekidding, neither, but LK is more tuned into reality...she won't play the pretty girl...she's sassy, and I like that.
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Is she deliverately using her lip muscles to keep them thin for the shot...(to offset AJ's trademark lips)...because she's doing a good job then making her lips appear just a slit where her lips should be............
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They have to play up her eyes & make them weird, so they distract from the rest of her face & that is a tall order!
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