I SPEAK FLUENT BRANGELINESE
Guess you guys saw the tidbits from the Vanity Fair via People
~Asked if she and Pitt want a seventh child, Jolie, 35, tells Vanity Fair: "We're not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time."
It's easy when they're small, she says, and don't require much emotional support. But as they get older, "they're going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don't build a family so big that we don't have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well."
Among the other kids, Maddox is the intellectual, while Zahara has "an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken." And the twins, Knox and Vivienne, who will turn 2 next month, "are classic boy and girl," Jolie says. "She's really female. And he's really a little dude."
... acting has become a secondary pursuit – one she might give up entirely in the not-too-distant future. "I don't think I'll do it much longer," she says. "Because I have a happy home. ... I got back from work last night, and everybody was playing music and dancing, and I suddenly found myself dancing around with a bunch of little fun crazy people."
And what about finally getting married to Pitt, 46, her longtime partner? Also not an issue on the front burner. They're not against it, Jolie says, but "it's just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment [than marriage]. It's for life."~
From The National Enquirer :
~Angie also dished says she and Brad Pitt are not "against getting married," but "it's just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment. It's for life."
What's Brad up to while she's making movie magic with JOHNNY DEPP, the glam mag asked.
"He sculpts and designs. He makes furniture, sculpts things related to houses. Traditional male."
And of her constant threats to quit acting?
"It's a fun job. But I don't think I'll do it much longer."
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Translation: Angelina Jolie I can sense my star is on the wane. I won't have anymore children so I can't sell anymore photo ops. The National Enquirer has outed the fact, along with the online blogs that there is something wrong with our newest additions. I can't keep hiding the twins' abnormally shaped heads anymore.
Brad & I thought we were really in the winner's circle by treating Jennifer Aniston like crap but the Universe came to bite me on my flat, bony ass.
The only reason why I went after Brad is because I am an insecure person and I feel better if I can take another woman's man. In the long run I really can't stand Brad as he has no identity. He morphs into anyone he is dating. He tried to jump on MY bandwagon of charities but in the end we realize he has a penchant for crappy artwork. He's from Missouri and I am not. He blames me for our twins' developmental disabilities yet he is stoned and drinking 24/7. We haven't been together as a real couple since the twins were diagnosed with ___________. Neither of us can sustain a relationship for more than three years. We both know it was a mistake to have so many children in such a short time. Everyone warned us. We are too deep into this faux image and refuse to give the satisfaction to all of those people who will say "I told you so."
[ "Mad's a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He's great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things.] That's my way of rationalizing me uprooting him constantly and I slipped about the genetics part because I can ever have bright kids genetically with Brad and my weight loss due to drug use.
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Along with French and American Sign Language, I'm adding Brangelinese to my resume. I must add that before Botox came on the scene, you could always recognize an opiate/heroin addict by the relaxed "M" shape between the brows. See my archives under Chris Martin for the signs of heroin use.
Posted by sickitten at Monday, June 28. 2010 
Categories: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina
Tags: Brangelinese Brangeloonies Brangelina
Categories: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina
Tags: Brangelinese Brangeloonies Brangelina
Reading your translation almost made me feel sorry for her. Too bad she can't see her life for what it really is. One week without the hired help might open her eyes, IF the kids could survive it....I don't know. (Thanks for the free pass)
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My mom also used the phrase that Angelina used and the phrase mentioned on the narcissistic mom forum: You were so cute when you were small.
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