My old phone is like a scanner, it picks up your conversations of phone and baby monitor.  Just don't be puffing your chest around me.  I know the real deal!  I know you have genital warts and I know your grandson is autistic/aspergers.  I know your adult kid is a crackhead/heroin user.  Time to invest in higher giga hertz phone because I know everything and that is why I walk around all arrogant and such, you fucking phonies!  Save it! I know EVERYTHING!