Found this baby at Bed Bath and Beyond

Turn your standard garden hose into a cleaning machine with this attachment, which creates extra power for cleaning cars, awnings, RVs, boats, driveways, and more...Remove built-up dirt and mold on wood or aluminum siding and concrete foundations, easily wash your car, truck, camper, or boat and tackle dirty wheels and rims, blast weeds and grime from brick and concrete patios, pool decks, and driveways-

$20, people.  Use the $5 off coupon (they never expire) that you get on the back of the flyer.  $15.  Located near the new Dyson bladeless fans.  This is the real reason I've been neglecting you.  Everything around here is getting done.  It takes something special to distract me from my celebrity gossip addiction.