Here's a little tip that most of you don't know but I've figured it out.

If you have a retired or unemployed parent, DO NOT let them into your personal life.  They've nothing better to do.

I just had to delete the BFF's Mama from my social networking page.  To not seem obvious, I deleted him also.  All under the guise that my page was hacked.  She'll go on her children's pages (whom she loves) and then investigate every friend's page from now until kingdom come.  Not good.  Causing quite the ruckus, she is.



Also, I want you to realize those old files in your head that make every confrontation a scenario for tears. acting-out and what not. Your parents maybe did this.  Don't wait until the sleeping pills hit to start to "talk about things".  Most likely you are used to that chaos from childhood and need a hit.  Not going along with it.

Yeah, you were used to everyone screaming and yelling in your childhood home, and sometimes I was too.  The big orgasm comes when someone cries and breaks down.  Someone HAS GOT TO CRY!  You know it people.  We all do it a bit but I am sick and tired of the BBF being addicted to this form of 'working it out'.  Do you realize the film that will compile on my contact lenses?  Do you realize how long it will take my eyes to de-puff?  Do you?  Save it.  Please deal with me in a way a white Episcopalian would.  Civil.  Please, okay?