GWYNETH PALTROW HIRE ME FOR FREE
NO!
NO!
She always talks through her nose....Video of Gwyneth Nasal
Did you get the British Pizza Hut ad like I did? Ironically, that was the BFF's only source of nutrition when living in England.
Get a load of the makeup. Remember when you were in your teens and thought mascara and eyeliner made you look great? You didn't realize the importance of a good eyebrow game back then. Now you know. How come Gwyneth doesn't? I'll always believe, that out of spite, even while friends, that Madonna kept this secret from her just so Paltrow will always look the fool. Not really a good, pure friend is that Madonna.
This, right here is the look you wanna go for. Even a Plain Jane like Paltrowski can pass muster to the not so discerning eye...
Lack of eyeliner, heavier brows
See my tips under Makeup videos. Brilliant stuff. Uh, that really means you, Gwyneth.
Posted by sickitten at Thursday, May 27. 2010 
Categories: Plain Janes, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow Fashion Disaster
Categories: Plain Janes, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow Fashion Disaster
What is wrong with her? Her attempt at glamor has gone terribly wrong. That outfit looks like it was homemade from an old pink pool liner. And her hair looks like straw from an old horse barn! AND, those beads around her skinny neck look like those glass beads you get from WalMart to put in jars for decoration on your white trash, screw together wall unit.Gotta go,I'm gonna VOMIT! UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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I think they're supposed to be beaded emeralds. Not even close to the ones you gave me.
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Should be visiting L.I. this summer with Kim. I'll try to find a way to see you.
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Probably getting a house in Ocean Beach for a few weeks...
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