SMART WATER ADS ACTUALLY INSULT JENNIFER ANISTON



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It's just saying she isn't good enough with her original nose and jawline.  That my friends is not even the original nose or jawline.  Plus, she smokes and tans.  She's gotten tons of lipo and probably lives on adderall.  Don't be so impressed with her because she's 41.  A 41 year old woman who has never had kids should look like this if she's active and has the body type Jennifer Aniston only wishes she had naturally.  Imagine if you had all of the work and help this one had done.  You'd be stunning.  Most would.  That's why I was never impressed with Aniston.  This ad campaign even has to improve her ass with all of the work done.  I wonder what it is like in the dark corners of her mind.  You know she knows.  She knows.

 
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  • Tuesday, May 18. 2010 gia wrote:
    I have never been impressed by her!! I just dont get it...As far as acting goes she is a one trick pony & from the neck up she is just shiny hair & eyes. There are so many better bodies out there as well. Plus, 41 is NOT that old people!!! Isnt Halle Berry like 43??
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  • Wednesday, May 19. 2010 Anonymous wrote:
    Well, she's still funny-looking and ugly (okay, won't use fugly) Her features are awkward, they don't come together proportioned. An artificailly created face is just that, fake and funny looking in her case. Besides, there's something wrong with her, she neither can hold unto her men nor attract anyone she likes. I mean, with all that movie money, single, seemingly takes care of herself appearance-wise, and doesn't seem gay. She's one of those stupid self-centered, BORING, and need to be put a bag over her head to be f***d... ugh
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  • Wednesday, May 19. 2010 Deb wrote:
    She's average. I like that she's average. With all the freaks out there average will soon be the new "special".
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  • Thursday, May 20. 2010 gia wrote:
    Shoot me now if average ever becomes the new "special". There are more than enough average looking celebs out there that people think are special looking as it is....Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker...
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  • Wednesday, October 27. 2010 Raz wrote:
    I think you are a jealous mean bitch. 'Sickitten' suits you. You are sick in the head. Did you suffer bullying in school? Bullied people always turned out to be bitter and mean to others who cannot fight back. But you won't be mean if youcome face to face cause you are a coward. Bullies are cowards in reality.
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    1. Wednesday, October 27. 2010 sickitten wrote:
      Sorry, JenHen.  You're a breath of fresh air compared to the comments the Brangeloonies leave here.
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