So...Jennifer Aniston Is A Lesbian Now?

You'll get to see it in the new Star Magazine. They are saying she's having a long time girlfriend/yoga instructor move in. Of course, Aniston's rep is denying it. We've learned never to believe any crap spewed out by her camp.

MANiston & MANdy
The yoga instructor is Mandy Ingber
This is her site ~ Mandy Ingber.com

She also has links to her Twitter and Facebook account. Now I don't want to be one of those people (I find insecure gay guys do this a lot) that secretly suspects everyone of being gay but I'm getting a little bitch of a butch vibe from A'mand'a.

See what I mean?
I couldn't find any marriage records for Mandy, which doesn't mean anything as I don't really believe in marriage myself, so people could say the same thing about me. I could only pass as a lipstick lesbian anyways. You know how I love product. I just digressed.
She is 41 and has three listed residences in Santa Monica in the last 10 years. One of them being a P.O. Box.
I found this YouTube Clip and it gave me the willies. Notice how Mandy lights up like a Christmas tree when Aniston hugs and kisses her. Is it me or did you find the body language a little off? Now this could just be a case of a lesbian who is secretly in love with Jennifer. I've had this happen to me on more than one occasion. I was friends for years w/a closet lesbian and when she came out she also came out that she was in love w/me all along. Maybe that's why I'm seeing things that aren't there. Actually, I'm not seeing it but my 'gut instinct' is popping up the red flags and I've finally learned to trust it after all of these years.
I could understand if Jennifer tried out being gay for awhile. I mean, what Brad Pitt did to her and how, followed by the betrayal of John "DoucheJuice" Mayer, TWICE, I can't say I would really blame her. I'm kind of getting that Aniston is the secret love of this Mandy and Jen is oblivious. We'll have to wait and see. It would be great if Aniston came out of the closet in a couple of years with this one. Then we'd all have to wonder about Brad Pitt and why he attracts bi-sexual lovers.



"...Then we'd all have to wonder about Brad Pitt and why he attracts bi-sexual lovers." Haha, really. She never struck me as gay, she's the complete opposite. She always struck me as wanting attention from men, the kind reserved for the drop dead gorgeous ones, although she didn't qualify as one, and she knew it. Her look insecurities did come across on TV. If she is gay now, it's a new thing, definitely wasn't there in the 90's (she supposedly had came onto JFK,Jr. when they were on the same plane by chance; had walked down the aisle many times, appeared so ridiculous, etc. He totally ignored her -- besides, she's not his type if he liked D. Hannah then) Also, she seems to like looker men. Nah, there have been so much of girl/boy cattism of a strong heterosexual from this lady...tho with all the rejections she'd received in 00's from flavor-of-the-month men (like B Cooper for ex) may be enough to justify her allur or the lack of it by going gay...
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Oh yeah, WTF...she's shorter, uglier and Greek-looking to me...no threat with this one, just comfort. She could afford to have her as a BFF, BTW something got lost here, no guys she wants want her, okay, so what else have you got? Duhhhhhhhh.....
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Yeah, I agree. The one thing that always made me snicker about w/Aniston is that she does have a Mediterranean body, like Lardassian (I love that) even though she's only 1/2 Greek. She has more of a Spartan body and she hates it. I'm in the middle here but I know I don't need to do all the work she has to. She tortures herself to be like that. EVERYTHING about what she is, she tries to defy it. It's like she so badly wants to be a California blond. Gwyneth Paltrow is another self-torturer. If they could only be themselves, then they wouldn't stand a chance in that business. This is exactly why so many despise these two. For some people, pretentiousness is a deal breaker. For others it's annoying as all get-out. I do find it amusing when people like the two above and Paris Hilton try to mold themselves into an ideal that I am, on so many levels, naturally closer to. That the real reason these people annoy you and it's fun to "hate" them and call them out. They slept w/Brad Pitt is a trigger for many.
Thanks for stoppin' by.
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