MEL GIBSON SUPPOSEDLY GREAT IN BED
She's Hiring
The National Enquirer has set its sights on good ol' shanty Mel Gibson. The only part I kind of don't believe is that he's so good in bed. Maybe abusive in bed but I'd think he'd be half in the bag for the most part. He was early on in the night when I met him.
See here
"Mel's great in bed! It was the best sex I've ever had!"
You know what I can't wait for? I can't wait 'til one of these whoremonger celebs gets called out for being into scat. Tiger Woods was slightly outed last December by one of the mistresses when she revealed he asked her to take a dump in the toilet and send the pic via cellphone.
Nobody really went with that but I'll never forget it. There are soooooooooo many guys out there who want to see you do this and of course, give the best head including deep throating. You're all set, ladies. That is what these whores are doing! Guys see all of this crazy porn online and somehow figure they are entitled to it but their wives won't do it. Now look at how much they pay through the nose when caught cheating.
We've discussed this in the past. Remember how I got us all jobs? See here:
(NSFW), I Got Us All Jobs
Look, I would never stear you wrong, the reason why these guys are all cheating on decent women is because there are bitches out there that are gonna do a lot of the stuff guys are watching online. It gets crazy. I myself have always loved the sick Japanese porn. I just can't be bothered with regular girl on guy porn, ever.
Wonk Wonk, Rachel
Somebody on Gawker or Jezebel wrote about how "powerful" this Rachel Uchitel is. She isn't poweful at all. She's got a wonk eye, busted face and a boob job. It's just that she's probably willing to do these scat/watersports kind of things. I mean, Kim Lardassian has built an empire, a freaking empire because she participated in the watersports.
Always willing with the latter but not the former (#2 can be taboo) he cried out "But you're Sickitten." I retorted "Yes, I'm Sickitten not Scatkitten."
Posted by sickitten at Thursday, May 06. 2010 
Categories: Mel Gibson, Tips
Tags: Whoremonger Special Catholic Drunks
Categories: Mel Gibson, Tips
Tags: Whoremonger Special Catholic Drunks
Ewwwwwwww, ughm, hmmm...you're beyond me here, and I'm glad where I'm at....
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