THIS RIGHT HERE, IS LINDSAY LOHAN'S BOTTOM


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Lilo touching her "bottom"

Then there's the video in the crappy, unclean apt. in which this photo shoot takes place.

Here is the


YouTube Vid   (Super depressing)


Read this quick interview and look at the images and advant garde ideas of some hillbilly kid from Jacksonville with a camera and a MySpace page.

Tyler Shields Interview

Liv: How did you gain exposure as a photographer with no professional experience?  

Tyler: I just started shooting. I had no idea about exposure, nor did I care. I was just taking fun photos and a friend of mine was like, “You need a website,” so I got one. Myspace had just started at the time so I put a couple pictures up and it took off from there

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Don't gasp, you know it is a knock off from Chinatown.

Besides those fashion fad victims, everyone knows Mark Cross is where it's at.  Years ago, I bought my mom a Mark Cross makeup case and she was shocked that such a small thing could go for $120 back then but I still press it into service every fall season.
Indestructible and always classic.

Back to the kid...I just love this quote~


Liv: Who are you just dying to work with?

Tyler: Everyone tells me that Brad Pitt would love me. I have yet to work with him, and it could be fun. Jack Nicholson would be fun as well.-


Don't hold your breath Tyler and never listen to what everyone tells you.

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So deep, man.

The original genius of TylerShields.Com

-Today walking to get a slice of pizza this man walks out of the bushes and just looks at me after a long pause he goes

“hey you yeah you stop reading my mind” shocked that he said that and almost laughing i said “you were pooping in those bushes wernt you?” he grabbed his hair like doc in back to the future and rain off screaming “HE CAN READ MY MIND”

It was a very odd moment to say the least-


There's even a Tyler Shields Wiki Page

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He has no formal training as a photographer and utilizes many varying styles as seen though his use of themes such as silhouettes, varying elements like fire and water, and spotlights.[1] Shields was arrested for disorderly conduct on August 22, 2009 in Smarr, Georgia during a photo shoot with Candice Accola, Sara Canning, Nina Dobrev, and Kayla Ewell, cast members of The Vampire Diaries.[3]


No formal training?  Quelle surprise!  Then it links to his IMDb page.  Don't be impressed.  We all know that yahoo kid we grew up w/who scraped together 5K and made a "film" or that girl in high school who made it into the background of a TV commercial and years later as dancer #2 in a straight to video movie, right?  Well they have IMBd pages also.


You just know he has a profile at that ultimate circle jerk known as Model Mayhem

Wow, what an angry guy he seems.  Some know no better & mistake it for deepness.

Don't forget...we did find this beauty from Staten Island on Model Mayhem.  Remember her?  Yeah, she's on it, too.



But hey, any attractive young woman working out near or in a major city has run into this type.  "I'm making a film" or "I'm a photographer".  I shouted back in my mind "Yeah, and I'm an attractive, educated woman, ain't gonna get you laid in my league".  I actually took  on one such cheeseball photographer I met at the club I worked in uptown in Manhattan.  I made him pose for me, got the hydro plant off of him & left.  I cackled all the way back to my place on the water, in Sea Cliff, just like Bette Davis.  Why isn't Lilo doing this?  Well, this whole site is dedicated to putting in the work at a young age to lay a foundation for later...

But it's never too late to start now, no matter your age.  Start w/what today gave you.

 
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