Madonna & Gwyneth together for PR

Hey, Gwyneth Paltrow  only semi-failed with her Goop blog today.  It's all about filling your kid's lunchbox.  Pretty good advice but of course it would have been better to maybe post that shit in late August or September when the kids are going back to school and not when the school season is winding down in a month, on the cusp of May.  Does she have anyone review this "blog" before she hits 'publish'?  Time stamp FAIL!

Then the Ellen show airs today in which she says:

via People~

“I would love to have another child at some point. I feel very, very lucky that I have two healthy, nice ones,” the Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner and Iron Man 2 star tells Ellen DeGeneres on The Ellen DeGeneres Show airing Thursday.

How often does she plug her ears? “I started to with all these toys that makes noise, instead of smashing the toys when I haven’t slept and, like, lose my mind,” says the mother and actress. “I just put on headphones or earplugs.”


Here's Gwyneth last night.  Hate the dress, like the shoes.  You work those gams as it is your only
saving grace

This one is a public relations nightmare!  Let me translate for you.  Since she suffered PPD w/her last kid, I highly doubt she's gonna want another, biologically.  At least not with Chris Martin.  The whole earplug thing?  You know this bitch has no tolerance or patience for kids.  Surely it isn't a stretch to imagine her melting down in front of the kids and going ballistic, breaking and smashing things.  You can just picture the nanny stepping in and removing the kids from the situation as Paltrow downs yet another glass of wine and retires to her room for the night.  A public relations nightmare I tell you.