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It's all about her nose and boob job.











Oh, honey...you'll never be the Nordic blond Hollywood type.

From Ethnic Celebs  :

The singer was born in Staten Island, New York City. She was born to an Ecuadorian-American father named Fausto Wagner Xavier Aguilera and a mother named Shelley Loraine Fidler. Her mother is of Irish ethnicity.

We've learned Snookie is really Chilean/Ecaudorian.  They have a similar look but boy is Aguilera trying to erase that South American from her being or what?!  My opinion is that she's just trying to be pretty in a 1950's glamor way.  Maybe just pretty?  I don't blame her for trying to eradicate that clay nose and weak mouth/lower jaw area but you've got to have some strong features to pull off the platinum dye job.  She just doesn't have it.



Nope, sorry Butta.  All of the plastic surgery, eyebrow revision and makeup contouring ain't gonna cut it.

I've said it before and I'm saying it AGAIN!

Face Transplant 

I'm pretty sure her insecurity and bitchiness is all due to this simple fact as it was leaked in this video a few days ago...

Uguilera YouTube Bitchery

And no, it's not the original vid that some freak fan went on a defensive tour like some Brangeloonie and erased all negative comments, made the video private, tries to explain to you that Uguilera is joking.  Wow.  What does that say about you?  It says you're a loser and we don't need you to translate social interactions for us, k?





Your idol is a nasty BUTTERFACE and I'm actually insulting Snookie with this comparison.