THE OFFICIAL GWYNETH PALTROW FAIL SITE
Ah, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth. So stubborn about not filling in those eyebrows!
Why are you laughing so hard?
She put on some weight, she toned up her body and she's looking the best she has in some time. Like Charlize Theron, she's missing that gift for fashion and style by never pulling it all together.
The shoes have to go and could only be pulled off with slacks or jeans. That
booty sandal trend is not going to go anywhere. They look like surf socks or
scuba flippers. Chessus!
Might as well throw these babies on...
The clutch purse via 1983 needs to go. Better off not holding anything or opting
for a small beaded sack on a long string. Anything. The shorts aren't going to go
anywhere, forget trying to be edgy, Paltrow. That would be fine for someone
under twenty-five, not a gal pushing 40. It's just all wrong. She's looking healthy
and she just blows it all with this ridiculous outfit.
Posh
Remember this stupidity a couple of seasons back? That desperate style icon
wannabe Posh Spice Scary Beckham or whatever her name is was promoting
this tomfoolery. I think she designed Gwyneth's last dress but we'll get into that
later.
Posted by sickitten at Tuesday, April 27. 2010 
Categories: Plain Janes, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow Can Never Get It Quite Right
Categories: Plain Janes, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow Can Never Get It Quite Right
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