ATTENTION JENNIFER ANISTON HATERS

I Don't Like You In That Way

If Jennifer Aniston annoys you and you think she would be Z-listed if she didn't marry Brad Pitt then you'll enjoy this blog...

IDontLikeYouInThatWay



He writes...


If she really wants to creatively "turn in a different direction", I can send directions to acting classes to her GPS. She's only A-list by proxy, and if she had never married Brad Pitt, she'd be second alternate for a production of Oklahoma! at Tony's Dinner Theater And Lawn Mower Repair. The only thing she should be directing is traffic outside a multiplex playing an Angelina Jolie movie.-

Actually, I was MySpace friends w/this writer years ago.

 
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  • Monday, April 19. 2010 Anonymous wrote:
    As far as I'm concerned, she's still a TV star. Her "movies" read like this: The Bounty Hunter (2010), The Switch (2010),He's Just Not That Into You (2009),Love Happens (2009), Management (2009), Marley & Me (2008), Friends With Money (2006),The Break-Up (2006),Derailed (2005), Rumor Has It... (2005),Along Came Polly (2004) GIVEMEABREAK. They're all crap TV movies or a variation of the same theme, a light comedy, low budget, TV movie. Really, she's a "MOVIE" star?!?!?! These qualifies her to be in the top league with Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchette, etc. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! She herself got to know this.
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  • Tuesday, April 20. 2010 whatevs wrote:
    The package arrived today and got the card last week. My boyfriend had it in his car this whole time and just remembered to give it to me today. Loser. Thanks, the day cream smells lovely and I pretty much live in chapstick so the lip balms will be put to good use!
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    1. Tuesday, April 20. 2010 sickitten wrote:
      Did ya like the cat fur stuck in the Scotch tape?  Good.  I knew you would.  I hope the catnip plant is still salvagable.  Plant it even if it looks bad, they are really hearty.  I'll send you another one, packaged better if it doesn't take.
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      1. Tuesday, April 20. 2010 whatever wrote:
        ??? why here? whatever makes stupid contrib??? hmmmmmm I'm dumb!!!!!!!
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        1. Tuesday, April 20. 2010 sickitten wrote:
          Whatevs & Whatever are 2 different people.  Sorry for confusion.
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    2. Tuesday, April 20. 2010 whatever wrote:
      ??? why here? This a msg. to my contrib???
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  • Wednesday, February 16. 2011 Elizabeth wrote:
    She has to one of the WORST actors ever if you can call what she does acting. She doesn't deserve to be an " A" list actress. All her movies have been sleepers. She really needs to rethink her acting career and find something else to do like working in a mall store.
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