GWYNETH THE DRUNKETH

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I'm glad I keep this blog because, again, I told you so~

First read this entry from Thanksgiving 2008  in which I accuse Gwyneth Paltrow of being a wino.  That's about a year & 1/2 ago.  So, how did I know when I wasn't even working in The Devil's Workshop back then?

Firstly, it takes one to know one.  I've always checked myself for projection being that I'm a drunk myself and my poison is champagne and wine.

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Can't Do Anything Right

Secondly, everyone knows that when you drink, your filter shuts down.  Paltrow is notorious for her foolish comments and I just know that nobody (except Jessica Simpson who doesn't have a mean streak) can be that stupid.  Nobody would sabotage themselves as such.  Unless of course, we're dealing with a Lohan.

But the final clincher for me was this...

“I’m not really a drinker.  I think it’s gross. I really don’t likedrunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it’s veryinappropriate and I don’t like it.  I think it’s incrediblyembarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I findit very degrading. I think, ooh, you’re really degrading yourself rightnow, to be this pissed out in public.”-

That sealed the deal.  What she was really saying is that it's okay to drink it up at home, in private.  If she didn't have a penchant for the drink, she'd never even utter those words.  She mentions it because she's a drunk but a functional one who looks down on those who don't hide it.  That's all that says.

Now, she's realizing everyone can't stand her so she's easing up on the pretention.  She's hoping people will like her.  Some people are dumb and think she's living the clean life but it's all smoke and mirrors.  She has an eating disorder and a drinking problem.  Also, in her first holiday Goop she speaks of leaving mulled wine on the stove all day.  Another drunk is gonna notice that.

From The Harper's Bazaar interview:

As she warmly greets every restaurant staffer, she muses, "I'm nothaving anything to drink. I'm usually such a wino, they must bewondering what's going on." Then, tucking heartily into a plate ofrisotto al Barolo topped with Castelmagno cheese, Gwyneth gamely chatsabout her hectic life and the endless juggling act of motherhood andcareer. -

Then her Goop blog talks all about wine.  I know this is her trying to be liked by doling out these little tidbits and it just may be a PR spin but she contradicts herself weekly.  I'm so sure she isn't warm and kind to any restaurant staff.

I completely love this piece from Contact Music 

Hollywood star GWYNETH PALTROWwas forced to have her "booty kicked" for her role in IRON MAN -because she wasn't fit enough for the film's action sequences. Theactress was forced to undertake a gruelling fitness regime for her partas secretary Virginia 'Pepper' Potts in the comic book adaptation,despite having only one fight scene in the entire movie. She says, "Ionly have one action sequence at the end but they wanted me in tip-topshape so I did a lot of working out. "I did a twice-a-day nightmare,super-hard cardio. I had this amazing trainer and she kicked my bootytotally." -

So that means that Tracy Anderson Method isn't cutting it?  Did she finally pull the plug on her investment w/Anderson and throw in a dig there?  Must have been hard doing cardio w/all of the drinking and smoking.  Probably takes adderrall when fasting.  I just don't see this one as having any sort of discipline.  She's on par with Joe Blow, the average person but she works too hard on trying to conceal it.

Oh, and she's going to be on The Marriage Ref shortly.  Just filmed an episode last week.  You know she only did it because Madonna and Martha Stewart made appearances for Tile Teeth Seinfeld.


 
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