ANGELINA JOLIE IS NOT PREGNANT...DUH
Images from Popsugar via INFDaily.com
Look at Jane Pitt's face. She knows the deal and she, like her son and daughter-in-law is no great actor.
The Star Magazine posted a story that Angelina Jolie is a couple of months along. Now, it's being said that it's not true. All in one day! Paper publications like The Star need to go away because The National Enquirer is where it is at!
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie aren't a couple any more. It's over and has been when the twins were diagnosed with developmental disabilities. The accusations flew. What is the longest that these two have ever been in a relationship? Three years? They're past their expiration date. Some people just get bored with a partner in a few years. Since he actually married Aniston and then had kids with Jolie, he's got to make it appear that the relationship is still going on. It's not. Now that Maddox is older, Pitt probably fell out of love with him also. Maddox was the cement holding those two together. We've all known people who actually fell in love with the kids of their significant other. Sandra Bullock springs to mind. My own brother, as well.
Also, you must remember all of the people that Brad Pitt was engaged to. Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow. He reminds me of the lyrics of that song by Billy Squier. It's as if it was written just for Brad Pitt.
Gone are these days. He's a serial dater, no matter his age.
Here%sq243%s an audio for those unfamiliar
You see 'em comin' at you every night
Strung on pretension, they fall for you at first sight
You know their business, you think it's a bore
They make you restless, it's nothin' you ain't seen before
Get around town, spend your time on the run
You never let down, say you do it for fun
Never miss a play, though you make quite a few
You give it all away - everybody wants you
You crave attention, you can never say "no"
Throw your affections any way the wind blows
You always make it, you're on top of the scene
You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine
Puttin' on the eyes 'til there's nobody else
You never realize what you do to yourself
The things that they see make the daily reviews
You never get free - everybody wants you
Everybody knows you
Everybody snows you
Everybody needs you, leads you, bleeds you
Nights of confusion and impossible dreams
Days at the mirror, patchin' up around the seams
You got your glory, you paid for it all
You take your pension in loneliness and alcohol
Say goodbye to conventional ways
You can't escape the hours, you lose track of the days
The more you understand, seems the more like you do
You never get away - everybody wants you
He used Angelina Jolie to move on his gene pool but she squelched on the last pregnancy with her addictions. I believe that was the deal breaker there. Since that has been revealed, my opinion is that they are so over. They still do supportive jaunts with one another but MARK MY WORDS...You will not see an adoption or another biological child from these two ever! Sure, he probably wants more kids, but not with her. I bet he's setting his sights on someone younger who doesn't battle the addiction demons.
People need to realize how flippant this guy really is. I'm no Jennifer Aniston fan by any means but she has years of "I told you so" in front of her. Keep an eye out for smugness from her. The way the whole thing went down, how he dumped Aniston and then did a cover on W mag (was it?) is so foreboding. Not so much in a 'The Universe Doesn't Like That' way but just how that missing sensitivity chip will be his undoing. This crap will play out in the years to come and I can't wait to hear exploding Brangeloonie heads every time I sign on. Pop!
Posted by sickitten at Wednesday, April 14. 2010 
Categories: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina
Tags: Some People Will Buy Anything
Categories: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Brangeloonies, Brangelina
Tags: Some People Will Buy Anything
On the money. Your right.How old are you? You sound 90.
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At least he didn't procreate with Fishsticks. You just know it kills her inside.
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The fact that Paltrow lost Pitt is the source of all of her problems today. I'm sure she wishes she had gorgeous children but that's not gonna happen when Chris Martin is the father. Pitt would have x'd out Gwyneth's ugly genes. I have to get going now but tonight I'll be going off about Paltrow. These uneducated celebrities think they can fool everyone but they're not hard to see through. I've gotta go off on the Charlie Sheen disguise debacle. He makes it too easy...
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You're good and entertaining. You're Internet investigative amazing. Have you, perhaps thought about a blog site on GP similar to NK Journey. She's not the best loved entertainer, may be giving a lot of people out there a chance to get heard
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Thanks, Hon but this site is really focused on Paltrow but there's so much other stuff to share. I've really thought about Ihategwynethpaltrow.com but she's just is lacking in substance and is on her way out of the Hollywood business, so it would be so limiting. I have to pepper in other celebs and my own personal stories because Paltrow just can't cut it as she is. I need to compare her to others to make it lively and I'm so damn opinionated and other dumb celebrities are so entertaining, I must speak my mind. Paltrow only has about 2 yrs. left before she fades into obscurity. This Iron Man gig is her last hurrah and she's too dumb to make it in any other field or without nepotism connections.
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ARe the physical disabilities of the twins really confirmed? Thought they were mentally diabled also but can't tell from the pictures so far. Has anyone noticed Pitt's mom facial expressions on a series of balcony pictures are not those of a grandma lovingly holding her grandson, yeah there is the PR side and her nervousness but has forced smiles towards the boy and curious detached affection captured like holding a physical specimen of something than her own flesh n blood. Was she being forced to do that or because Jolie stood so near her?
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Brangelina would never reveal if there are 'developmental disabilities'. I'm going w/my gut here and the opinion of a pediatric RN. Some astute commentators have mentioned it across the internet. Angie is as anal about her image like Madonna but both are uneducated so they can only fool people on their level.
And you are so right about Pitt's mom. She lets it show. It's not the image of a grandparent bursting with pride. It's a concerned pissed off grandparent. I'm gonna have to go find some pics of Brad's parents w/Shiloh and compare.
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In some pictures she appears to be using the baby to shield herself from Jolie...and Jolie chagrining in others. The camera had captured their toxic relationship.
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She alone, she's much more relaxed and displaying more traditional granny affection http://celebritybabyscoop.com/node/34634?fid=40111
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One thing's clear, at this stage in their development, the twins are not a looker or stunning or beautiful in the way their sister was before she went half boy.
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Today (5/3) Jolie supposedly turned down Obama's Annual White House Correspondents' Dinner...but what got my attention was her pictures. Sick, I think she had your plastic surgery panacea, a cheek implant. All of a sudden her face shows tastefully pronouced cheek bones! This is a sly chic, she does stuff to her face in the same way Kidman does, minus her famous lips...her face is beginning to look retro model like (of 60's with her hair long and brushed away, eyes accentuated and all that old fashined over-the-top cosmetic treated big face...)
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Yeah, she's a big headed plastic surgery job. Had her clowny round eyes elongated & cheekbones, etc. Personally, I'm not gonna really get worked up about her.
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