STOP SHOVING THIS PALTROW TWUNT DOWN OUR THROATS
Vogue UK doesn't have good looking natives
I will be updating and rip on Harper's Bazaar Magazine for still trying to ram this uneducated, plainster down our throats. It's just so ridiculous now. Harper's, you need to fold toute de suite. 'Bye!
Update: So what would these magazine journalist hens think of me, then? Or you, for that matter? Would they wax poetic about my skydiving obsession. Don't even think about Jolie or that Puerto Rican actress Michelle from Lost and Avatar... Wake me up when one of these bitches has the nerve to jump w/out a seasoned jumper attached.
Accidents happen to the athletic but even so, even with all of the accidents all to the face, I'm still naturally more alluring than Gwyneth Paltrow or Angelina Jolie.
Not a beauty but "awright" looking
If you're an uneducated fug, sure, you'll fall for all of this. Nobody in your family even comes close to this good. The Brangeloonies, JenHens and Paltrowfans just gave themselves and their families away as homely MF's.
If you're even half way decent looking,well..the Jolie's, Aniston's and Paltrows are never gonna cut it. So go ahead, ya fugs, go defend them on comment boards but realize in doing so, you give your fug ass away.
Posted by sickitten at Friday, April 09. 2010 
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Plain Janes, Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Uneducated Celebrities Plain Jane Celebrities
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Plain Janes, Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow
Tags: Uneducated Celebrities Plain Jane Celebrities
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