GWYNETH, AMERICA DID NOT FORGET

December, 2008
Nice try, Gwyneth Paltrow, but you've said too many disparaging things about America on more than one occasion for us to forgive you.
She's waxing poetic and talking up Nashville when this All-American city is the very opposite of everything she covets.
Notice she mentions not one clothing store. She alludes to a bar that sells footwear.
Robert’s Western World
416B Broadway
+615 244 9552
www.robertswesternworld.com
-Our favorite place for honkytonk dancing, this low-key bar has live music every night bringing couples young and old out to showcase their skills on the dance floor. It’s a great place to go on weeknights since it gets rowdier since on the weekend as it is located right on the main strip. You can also buy cowboy boots here; one of the walls is lined in shelves full of pairs in every shape and size imaginable.-
I don't know about you but I'd be all over getting some boots there 'cause you know they are gonna give them to you below wholesale just for mentioning them.
I'm also not buying that this one was eating fried chicken. Maybe tasted it.
Then promptly used The Tracy Anderson method hovering over the toilet
a few minutes later.
Paltrow, March 2010
She continues...
-The crew from the movie I worked on kept raving about Noshville, a New York style deli in the middle of Nashville. I never made it there, but I hear it’s the place to be for brunch and the veggie burgers are supposed to be outstanding.-
Just what the hell kind of Jewish girl is Gwyneth? Get the crew to bring you some bagels!
Just so phony. A bad, bad liar. I wonder if she's still wearing that silly red Kabbalah string she used to sport when she was friends with Madonna? Remember how that string made every outfit look trashy?



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