A SPECIAL BREED OF BRANGELOONIE


The Desperate and Black Childless Aniston



 



I haven't been posting tonight because I was so busy researching my hunch regarding a special breed of Brangeloonie.  My whole shtick and twisted take on Brangelina and
their phony shenanigans has placed me in the firing line of one particular Brangeloonie.

Behold the
Black Brangeloonie!

Now why would an African-American/Canadian run around to every gossip site and admonish anyone who dare to utter a negative word about the Golden Couple?

Come on, think now...



That is so f*cking lame.   All that energy spent defending the honor of The Brange just because they adopted someone of your race.  This person is no youngster either.

From
Black Celebrity Kids

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Zahara's mom is a beauty, unlike this Brangeloonie


She's obsessed with bashing Jennifer Aniston and anyone who doesn't want a boat load of children in their 20's.  Other commenters have noticed this and she's constantly going after anyone who dare be a Jen Hen.


Poor White TrAniston

I really went after my hunch when I checked to see if she'd posted in the Tiger Woods threads...and sure enough, there she is defending him, saying it's none of our business and it is between Elin and Tiger.

I had to dig for it and here it is~

@Chana: Click on this link

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/585114?page=1176

and scroll down to see a really great enlarged photo of Z from the back. She has very soft, very curly hair. When it gets a little longer it will look good in braids. Her hair is exactly like mine was when I was a child.-
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Of course, she eventually got Chana banned because Chana questioned her loyalty to
Zahara Jolie-Pitt.  That's Princess Z or Empress Z to you!

Chana happens to be black also.  The Brangeloonie will even turn on a sista.  For shame!

But her sick obsession with ripping Aniston to shreds always entails Jennifer's age and how she dresses inappropriately.

A firming face cream and a lip balm are riding on this one.


15ml/0.5 oz




         Name that Black Brangeloonie!


HINT:  She is very articulate w/perfect grammar & spelling

 
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  • Thursday, March 18. 2010 anything8990 wrote:
    One aspect no one really questions is for someone in 40's funny aniston does not get the bio clock urgings for a baby...we all kinda walloped in her pitt debacle and forget this funny piece of puzzle. We assume she's fertile, then again, maybe she isn't. This may explain why married to the hottest hunk then in hollyweird had no urgings to pop his babies...funny, funny. Also, that top picture of her with side view of her breast...looks like a silicone bag to me. We forget that this lady could be weird and definitely funny too.... yeah, we know about her nose, chin & likes to imitate Jolie fashion, not too bright, not quite in denial, was openly obsessed with Pitt, hates Jolie...yada yada yada
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  • Friday, March 19. 2010 whatevs wrote:
    Dude, it's so Cheyenne from Celebitchy....right?
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    1. Friday, March 19. 2010 sickitten wrote:

      Send your address to sickitten@gmail.com.  I'll throw in that lady razor too.  Did I ever send you one?  Let me know if you can use some cat nip.  I'll chuck that in also.


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  • Saturday, March 20. 2010 whatevs wrote:
    Frickin sweet, thanks, my cats will love that!
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    1. Saturday, March 20. 2010 sickitten wrote:
      Thank Cheyenne
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  • Saturday, October 30. 2010 Anonymous wrote:
    The BB's really have it in for you since you exposed them. You took one for the team.
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  • Sunday, December 19. 2010 Sharks wrote:
    Damn! I stumbled onto this site too late. I knew it was that crazy bitch Cheyenne almost immediately, but, alas, the prize went to someone else long ago. Oh well, happy holidays, and thanks for the LOLs.
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    1. Sunday, December 19. 2010 sickitten wrote:
      Not feeling so good this weekend so have been reading the `Loon comments & I caught the whole LoveAngelina debacle.  I remember in 2008 some guy outed her on JJ & Dlist for really being a fat 40 something from Chicago area.  She's not 22 and she ain't white.  I find her fascinating in light of this.
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  • Sunday, December 19. 2010 Sharks wrote:
    For real?? Someone should make her the subject of a psychiatric case study. I know she's referred to herself as "gorgeous" on a few occasions, along with a few other less-than-humble declarations. What a mess of a woman.
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  • Sunday, December 19. 2010 Sharks wrote:
    Ps: Hope you feel better soon
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    what did you dream about last night?

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    1. Monday, June 27. 2011 sickitten wrote:
      You DIAFing!

      I'm not here to promote YOU!

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