Exclusive: Brooke Sheen Relapsed to Drugs After Twins' Birth

Guess which one is Max.  Answer on bottom

"At home with Brooke? Her 12-month-old twin sons, Bob and Max. A family friend says that Brooke's relapse to drugs began shortly after the twins' birth. Born severely underweight, young Max was hospitalized for weeks. "It was a really scary situation for a new mom -- for any new mom -- and at that point she went back to her comfort zone...she resorted to the way she handled stress in the past."

A family friend?  Try the family PR rep trying to spin this into a believable story by adding some little extra "shocking" tidbits inside information so we'll buy this manure they are shoveling.


Instead of aaaaaw, it's eeeeew

This stuff might work on your grandmother or old nosy neighbor who started you on the gossip rags at an early age but this is not gonna fly with anyone under the age of 60.

This so reminds me of this story my old aunt told me about her stepson getting arrested which she claimed was over expired registration and inspection stickers on his car.  First
off you get tickets for that, they don't arrest you.  She said "Andy got arrested because his car's registration was expired.  He was visiting a friend in Wyandanch..."

*Tires screeching on pavement*  Visiting a friend in Wyandanch can only mean one thing.
You get where I'm going with this, right?  Wyandanch is a poor, black town located near the border of Nassau and Suffolk counties on Long Island.  It is the place where everyone goes to score rocks.  If you see a white person driving through Wyandanch (named after an Indian Chief, may he rest in peace) at 1 a.m. they are there to buy drugs. Crack.


 
[The Montaukett tribe originally occupied this area of Long Island. In the late 1600s Chief Wyandanch

Chief Wyandanch was chief of the Montaukett Indians in the late 1600s on eastern Long Island. He deeded much of the land to Lion Gardiner and was reportedly poisoned because of this. Wyandanch, New York is named for him.]

Now lots of people go to that town to get poisoned


Stats on "The 'Danch"

The old aunt thought she was covering up for Andy and she was, with the old folks, not with us kids. 

So this crap that Us magazine and Sheen's PR people are pedaling is just like that aunt.  We've all known of a few crack babies.  We've all known a few crack heads and we all know that once you crack...you never come back.  This Brooke is no different.  Her baby was probably in the hospital due to her tweaking while pregnant not as the reason for her to 'relapse'.  Think of one crack head you know of that has successfully stayed off of that for longer than two years.  You can't because there aren't any.  This drug has taken a lot of good people from us.  The government needs to get on that, STAT.

Max is on the left

BTW, Andy died in a fire about 2 yrs. after his arrest.  Everyone got out of the house but he was too high to escape and he accidentally started the fire.  They found his body underneath a window in the basement.