JENNIFER ANISTON, TAKE A BOW & EXIT STAGE LEFT
Vanessa Paradis
Jennifer Aniston meet your new replacement. Starting today, you will start to finally fade away. I'm so relieved your fug mug won't be accosting my eyes via favorite gossip sites.
Yes, she does have some funky teeth but those can always be fixed with 2-3 dental appts. She doesn't have to take a sawzall to her chin or have numerous nose jobs or wear fake colored contact lenses.
Good Day Sir!
Some news rags owned by a certain someone are saying that Vanessa wants Johnny to quit that new film he's making with Angelina Jolie. Hogwash! Making her seem insecure. I'm not buying it, even though Vanessa may have a love it or leave it face (she really cleans up with makeup) I am going to bet that she thinks...
1. Angelina Jolie is crazy
2. Angelina looks masculine
3. Angelina has a huge face & head
4. Brad Pitt is a stupid chameleon
Nice nose. It ruined her, in my opinion
All of this comes down to two people. Brad Pitt Johnny Depp
Vanessa and Depp's daughter
Both are good looking actors in their 40's. One of them has eyes who say "nobody's home" and one of them has eyes that will melt steel. Actually in this whole scenario
there are really just two truly pretty people and they are Pitt and Depp. All of these
bitches (w/the exception of Paradis) are just plastic surgery jobs (including Kate Moss)
just going along for the ride.
Posted by sickitten at Thursday, March 04. 2010 
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Brangeloonies, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Brangelina
Tags: I's Over For Jennifer Aniston Starting Today
Categories: Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Brangeloonies, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Brangelina
Tags: I's Over For Jennifer Aniston Starting Today
Hey I saw your comment on Daily News.com about the address of that girl Maria Aguilar. There is an address, 31-26 Queens NY on the tape.
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