NBC's THE MARRIAGE REF
Baldwin, Ripa & Tile Teeth
They interrupted the Olympic closing ceremonies last night
to inflict this sure flop of a show on us. NBC knows it!
Don't watch this in HD or your eyes will be accosted by Seinfeld's
tile teeth and horsey gums. He was barely watchable in his 30's.
I guess NBC executives are counting on everyone tuning in to see
Larry David/Madonna. NBC executives are hoping you'll tune in
to see Leno tonight, also.
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I couldn't give a rat's 'taint about people like this couple.
Actually, The BBF & I have spent our whole entire lives
avoiding people just like this. That's no small feat living
in the NY metro area. The low rent Long Island accent.
The show tries to fool America into thinking they are cut
from a finer cloth by showcasing a shot of their rather
stately home knowing most viewers won't realize that it
is located out east in nowheresville in a town named
Center Moriches. The town is full of farm land that has
been converted into small craft airports. The BBF's
grandfather kept a plane out there and I used to skydive
out there. From 7K feet, I can tell you, there is nothing!
The ground is all dotted with a few old farmhouses and
it would take about a minute after my chute opened and
I descended to realize which field I was aiming for 'cause
if you missed your intended point and landed in a farmer's
field, they'd start shooting salt pellets at you. For real!
Couldn't even bother to watch the second couple and
their stripper pole issue even though I like Baldwin &
Ripa. NBC's coverage of the winter games was pretty
poor also. I'm gonna boycott them for awhile because
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