TRACY ANDERSON HAS DUPED RYAN SEACREST?










From PopCrunch:

The CW is developing an untitled reality series featuring celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson, The Hollywood Reporter said Thursday. Anderson has teamed with producer Ryan Seacrest on a new docusoap that will chronicle her life in New York City. Best known as Madonna’s former personal trainer, the single mom and fitness guru’s client list includes Shakira, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Courteney Cox. -

Every one of these bitches above is dumb.  Only Madonna is a business woman and she distanced herself from this possibly bulimic fraud, Tracy Anderson.

getty images

Well Anderson better get a working to pay back all of those gym clients in the mid-west, the $1 million lawsuit from her ex Glynn Barber and all of that money she siphoned off of Gwyneth Paltrow and the other dumb bitches singing her praises in this week's Goop "newsletter".  They must have pulled some strings in the business to get her a vehicle to pay it all back.  You know that gym in Tribeca ain't turning a profit.

The nerve of Gwyneth to try to get her fans to pay for her mistakes.  Some people...

A look back at Tracy over the years~

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Is this really her?

Exercise 1  exercise 5
Tone2  Tone3
Looking a little like Tatum O'Neal here.  What does that mean?

Look at the gyms Gwyneth et al bought her

NYC
408 Greenwich Street
3rd Floor
New York, NY 10013

Tracy Anderson Method  Tracy Anderson Method  Tracy Anderson Method


Los Angeles
12345 Ventura Boulevard
Studio City, CA 91604-2511

Tracy Anderson Method  Tracy Anderson Method  Tracy Anderson Method

Wow, all that and she didn't even have to sleep with any of these people.

How can I get Gwyneth as a sponsor?  I'm gonna send my wishlist to Goop.
Hell, I'll even sleep with Chris Martin or both of them to get a loft inTribeca!
Gwyneth, I want a house on the water.  Gwyneth, I want a three story ski
chalet in Switzerland.  Gwyneth, pay my property taxes.  Gwyneth, build me
a no-kill animal shelter...

 
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  • Saturday, February 20. 2010 michele wrote:
    Hi sick-that first pic is of Pamela Anderson (notice also the Baywatch background). What is the difference anyways though, they are both fugly.
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  • Saturday, February 20. 2010 Sick wrote:
    i figured that. doesn't she look so trashy in her transition? looks really hard.
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  • Sunday, February 21. 2010 crappola wrote:
    Why do we have to care about this bitch? Has absolutely no redeeming traits about her physically that one would even take a passing interest....
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    1. Monday, February 22. 2010 sickitten wrote:
      We don't have to care about her but we need to look out for sociopathic hustlers and be able to protect ourselves from them.  Ya know, I could never understand how this butterface Anderson has managed to swindle all of these people.  Men, okay but women, too.  Then it dawmed on me...

      People feel sorry for them & aren't threatened by them and the sociopath knows how to charm & kiss ass.  They figure out your weakness.

      Having some run-ins w/ "tenants" the past 2 yrs. or so (actually people who lived here for free because I felt sorry for them) I've realized these charmers aren't beauties.  Not ugly but kind of plain AND b/c of that they've learned to hone their skills at taking advantage of people.  Really, if they were all that, they wouldn't be where they are and that place is going on & on in life from place to place & from using one person and then using another.  A cycle.  Look, it's not even about looks.  It boils down to what you can bring to the table.  If you're gone, will you be missed?  This Tracy Anderson thing is for all my readers & especially the younger ones.  Gwyneth was 36 yrs. old and got played.  I got sorta played b/c I'm a good person, not like Gwyneth who saw a chance for $$$.  The BBF loves this side of me but feels the need to protect my ability to be suckered.   Notice how Madonna who is so old kicked Tracy to the curb.  She's been around long enough to know, is wise and a true business woman.  I guess that's why she hasn't volunteered and worked at animal shelters since being a teen.  I need to wake up and I'm glad to be able to journal about it.  I know I bitch about Gwyneth & make fun, but I really feel for her on this one.
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