WHEN MADONNA HAS A WILL, THERE WILL BE A WAY



From The Superficial :

The Sun says: 
The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said.
Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".
She is said to have agreed he would make a "fantastic dad" and told friends: "I have endless love in my heart for another child."

Superficial writer follows...

I don't know who these doctors are, but they should probably tell Madonna the only thing coming out of her womb is dust and Armageddon on the wings of a Griffin. Not a good idea to get her hopes up unless you thought Haiti looked like fun. Trust me.
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Of course Madge can have another child.  Didn't Elizabeth Edwards have a kid
in her late 50's?  Just take the shots and hormones, right?  Sure.

The catch here is that Madonna won't be able to use her own eggs.  Even if she
did try to freeze them, they don't freeze well.  Embryos (zygotes) do but not eggs.

Enter Lourdes...



If Lourdes donates an egg to mom, then Madge will be mother and a grandmother.  Although I wish she would opt for better gene pool than
Jesus Luz.  That guy needs a chin implant, toute de suite and some
medication to eradicate his cRaZy eyes.  For years i believed that her
Lourdes was really the child of an unknown donor.  With her $$$'s, I
just couldn't conceive(ha!) the notion that she would choose a nobody
to father her child.  Seems to have all worked out though.

We've all seen Madonna crying on her mother's grave in that documentary.
Remember?  I just don't think Madge has given much thought to her maternal
ancestors.  She always played up her Italianess, seemingly forgetting her French-
Canadian side.  Here's a little reminder for Madge...

Madonna's Genealogical Family Tree

I see a lot of my own family names in here but alas, Madge doesn't have the royalty that I claim.  Tant pis. Her and Angelina Jolie do have the Zacharie Cloutier ancestor but Pierre Miville trumps him any day.



What do Hillary Clinton, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Celine Dion and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, have in common? Answer: the same French ancestors.

Read more at Suite101: Common Ancestry of Hillary, Madonna and Camilla: Add Angelina and Celine to Famous Women with Same French Ancestors http://genealogy.suite101.com/article.cfm/common_ancestry_of_hillary_madonna_and_camilla#ixzz0dNLDVT3N

 
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