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ALYSSA MILANO, YOU NEED CHEEKBONES TO PULL IT OFF

Sorry Alyssa Milano. Get some cheekbones, then we'll see.

Mousy Looking Milano

It's really annoying that Alyssa, with her tramp stamps no less
is really offended by that show Jersey Shore. All of a sudden
this bitch who went loca a few years back and TRASHY is now
anointing herself as the voice of all Italian Americans. No.
Just no. I'm sure Tony Danza would agree.

Not only did Alyssa issue a statement about the show a few
weeks ago but now she is spoofing Snooki in this video

First off, La Snookster is not even Italian. She's Chilean and
even though Alyssa goes for the fake tan and hairstyle (which I
love) she still doesn't look that great surprisingly because a bitch
needs prominent cheekbones to pull it off.