THE WHOLE BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE, BILLY BOB THORNTON, GWYNETH PALTROW, LAURA DERN DEBACLE



Gwyneth has a case of overly long big toe.


I've found an old People article archive from 1997 and the coincidences are uncanny.

First we'll start with Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow...

Began dating: early '95
Split: June 1997


Of all the rumored reasons for their breakup—including the predictable, and yet unproven,
whispers that HE was steppin' out—only one explanation has stuck: that the Prince and Princess of Hollywood were simply not...
 
Paltrow's tender age—and heart—did not escape her father, director Bruce Paltrow, said to be recasting Duets, a $16 million comedy that was to star Gwyneth and her beau. (One insider says Frasier's David Hyde Pierce will replace Pitt when filming starts in September.) "Whatever each is going through, they need to not have this hanging over them," the elder Paltrow told the Hollywood Reporter. "When we talked about doing this together, we were at a different place and time."


Now distance suddenly seems an elixir for the couple who once vowed never to spend more than two weeks apart. Since the breakup the 33-year-old Pitt has dived back into the Hollywood scene, last month hitting a Malibu Beach party hosted by high-powered agent David O'Connor and meeting with actor-director Billy Bob Thornton. Paltrow, meantime, has passed the summer quietly, hiding out for a time in Winona Ryder's Manhattan apartment. But those close to her predict her seclusion won't last. The willowy ingenue...

First of all, I don't know where that internet rumour was concocted but I highly doubt that
Paltrow  cheated on Pitt.  You know it was the other way around.  I've been reading the
gossip rags for ions because my neighbor's son manages a supermarket (same company since high school) and every publication was passed onto me and then to my sibling's medical practice waiting room.  I remember it was Brad who cheated and he was upset when he found card stock of wedding invitations Gwyneth was in a rush to hurry along.

Thank God Pitt didn't get roped into that horrible movie Duets.  Brad was looking at that
Steven Spielberg Uncle Morty connection of Gwyneth's.  When that didn't pan out and he realized he could make it on looks alone suddenly Bruce Paltrow TV producer wasn't so appealing and he high tailed it.  The Billy Bob Thornton connection above is rather interesting and so is the proof that Gwyneth was friends with Winona Ryder and in fact stole that script from the 'frenemy'.


Angie & Billy Bob


Billy Bob Thornton and Pietra Thornton
Married: Feb. 16,1993
Filed for divorce: April 11, 1997

She said: Thornton "has hit me, punched me, bit me...sometimes in front of the children."
He said: Pietra (soon to bare all in Playboy) "dresses inappropriately."



Angelina Jolie Tatto
Maddox, top followed by Zahara, Pax and Shiloh



I'm throwing in this video of Marcheline Bertrand


Angie's mom in Borderline 

   
Pietra Thornton, mother to Billy Bob's sons.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern

Answering rumors about her rift with Goldblum, Dern, 30, asked July's Redbook, "What breakup?... Jeff is going to be in my life forever." Goldblum, 44, seemed less sure. "Yes, I am single right now," he said. The latest rumor: Dern has swapped her betrothed for Billy Bob Thornton




Gotta love People magazine because at this link you scan scroll through the full issue.
Check out Madonna in whatever stage she was going through. Marlene Dietrich?

 
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  • Tuesday, December 22. 2009 whatevs wrote:
    Ew, wtf is wrong with AJ's face in the second pic? She doesn't even look like herself there.
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  • Tuesday, December 22. 2009 sick wrote:
    Yes, she looks just like herself. Her true self. When she 1st came on the scene she didn't turn my head because she has a big head and got 'feminized' later on with plastic surgery. Brad never gets w/pretty gals so he can do the dumping & have them forever pine over him. Jerk.
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  • Tuesday, December 22. 2009 Jimmy Choo Shoes wrote:
    AJ had obviously undergone surgery. You can tell by looking at her past photos. Huge different!
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  • Friday, January 15. 2010 anon7823 wrote:
    Part of that could be due to her drastic weight loss...guess we got used to seeing her scrawny & sick. Her nose is completely diff now, much more sleek. Don't think weight loss did that
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