DON'T MAKE US STILL HAVE TO LOOK AT CINDY CRAWFORD
Paulina Porizkova, just this summer at the beach. Her, I'd care about.
I couldn't wait for the day, back in the day when I no longer had to see Cindy Crawford's mug everyfreakinwhere. Then there was that Niki Taylor, a younger blond Cindy look-a-like with a big ugly mole that you just knew was gonna sprout some thick dark bristles as she hit her mid 30's.
Niki Taylor
So, this story was on CNN and now also at The Daily News. Yawn. I couldn't get past a few paragraphs before back clicking to another story.
Cindy will eventually look like Leona Helmsley. I really resent having to be badgered with
her face everywhere in the 90's. Just like I resented all of the tabloid covers with bulgy eyed
Carolyn Bessette Kennedy. I also resented having my eyes accosted at the market by pics
of Princess Diana.
Why did SJP make us look at that mole for soooooo looooong?
Or this guy...
Now we have new demons to endure like D-List reality s'mwhores.
S'mwhores= Whores who want S'more than their 15 minutes. Ugh!
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