DITA VON TEESE IS AN AVERAGE LOOKING WOMAN AND CANNOT ACCEPT IT
Dita Von Teese needs to stop talking to magazines because she is coming off as a lying, compensating dunderhead. This really tops the cake, almost as good as The Hoff's excuses for being drunk.
did affect my bones and my gums but when I stopped, everything righted itself, including my funbags.DITA VON TEESE went under the knife for a boob job at the age of 21 - because years of drug abuse had ravaged her body.
The burlesque BEAUTY admits she began dabbling with illegal substances when she was a teenager, and her habit spiraled out of control throughout the 1990s.
Von Teese confesses the drugs took a major toll on her figure, but seeing herself so gaunt gave her the motivation to kick her addictions and she eventually opted for surgery to repair the damage.
She says, “I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7lbs and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants. Now I‘m a healthy 8 stone and 2 pounds.”
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Oh please! Maybe some of your fans will buy that, Dita. Not I. I've done it all. I've experienced the extreme weight loss due to Ecstasy going from 110 lbs. down to 89lbs. I've spent countless Saturday
nights into Sunday afternoon at clubs like Twilo and Soundfactory rolling on 3 or more hits on E. It
I was pulling this crap in my early 30's.
See here: http://sickitten.com/2009/05/14/gwyneth-is-a-geekaroni.aspx
LSD doesn't make your breasteses change but you will be seeing rainbow trails chasing quickly moving
objects for a good year. If you stare at something long enough, it will seem like it's breathing for a long time after doing LSD, Acid, Mesc.
So, she's either lying about the drugs she did do but more than likely
she just can't admit that she was born a plain and ordinary girl and can't come to terms with it. This is easily deducted by her fear of being seen wearing ordinary clothes and makeup. Is that a personality disorder? You know, a phobia maybe? Fear of being plain and ordinary. Just admit you weren't thrilled with your bust size and call it a day. Not everyone can be born with everything but why can't she accept it? What is up with some people who need to convince themselves and everyone else that they are 'special' and 'different'? Makes sense that she would marry that Marilyn Manson dweeb.
He definitely suffers from the "Look at me, I'm special!" disorder.
Yes, she is still wearing a ton of makeup
We can't all be born beautiful like Vivien Leigh
Categories: Dita Von Teese
Tags: Average Looking Celebrities Celebs In Denial
hear hear, i couldn't have said it better myself. well, actually, i wouldn't have said "average looking" because i actually think she's pretty ugly and there are tons of average looking girls out there who are miles prettier than this talentless wench.
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Hmmm you sound kind of catty with this post. Why does it bother you so much what DVT says about herself? Stop being a hater and little petty stuff like what she said won't bother you. Ok I'm done. Peace out!
PS And YES I realize you wrote this in 2009 but it's still up so I felt the need to comment. Hopefully in the time you posted this and now you have mellowed out a bit...
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No. I wonder why some people can't accept the fact they weren't born beautiful. Their insecurities bring us all down.
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Also if you're wondering how/why I found your blog, I was doing a GIS for "average looking woman" and saw the pic of DVT which compelled me to come. take care
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No. Not wondering. Your comment popped up while I was deleting about 200 spam messages. That Dita article gets about 10K hits a week so I don't have time to wonder why/how you showed up here and I don't have to wonder what you look like if you can't discern a makeup job from fine facial bone structure. You take care now.
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if your so damn busy....whered you find the time to go on a rant replying as much as you just did huh?
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Yeah we get it, you are upset that she is successful and you aren't. Get over it and stop trying to bring others down to make yourself feel more superior. You just end up looking like a sour nobody.
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She comes off as a person who knows and calls it as she sees it. She is the wise somebody. You should take your nose out of the ugly white trash stripper's ass.
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if she's soooo beautiful what's with the 10lbs of makeup 24/7?
if she's soooo beautiful and smart why was she a drugged out stripper?
what i got from this post is she made up a cock and bull story to "justify" getting fake tits. just buy your boobies and OWN it. she's a stripper and nobody is going to think any less of her for fake tits.
she earns her living taking her clothes off. strangers pay to look at her naked. economically, having bigger tits will garner her more income so why not chalk it up to money? why the lame bullsh*t story that drugs ravaged her body when she didn't use the kind of drugs that would cause her boobs to shrink? she's not being honest about either the drugs or the reason she got fake tits. one or the other.
again, she's a stripper, she has a built in reason to buy bigger tits. no explanation necessary. own it or stfu.
what do you call a woman that uses men for money in return for sexual favors?
WHORE!
not only is she lacking in brains and self-esteem, she's a sell-out; a whore.
anybody that would ride the manson pony is pathetic, that goes for you too, evan rachel wood.
if she's soooo wonderful, what's with her complete lack of self-esteem? why earn your living showing your snatch to anyone who'll pay? can't offer anything more than sex? pathetic. and she can't work a smaller rack if she's such talented a burlesque artist? she can't make tiny titties sexy? she couldn't so she bought her some boobs. yep, pathetic.
if you don't like bitchy comments don't read them; certainly don't dignify them with a response. rise above it if you're such a wonderful person.
i like the snark, that's why i come hear to read kitten bust all over the fakes and phonies some seem to pander to.
>i'm thinking nina and hb are either the same person or buddies. too coincidental considering the post is pretty ancient.<
nina, darling, what if kitten wants to look like a sour nobody? what if that's what sells adds on her blog? what if that provides her with enough income to live how she pleases? guess what?!?!? you and hb are making her money.
what is more successful, lying about your fake tits or voicing your irritation that someone would lie about their fake tits?
stripping aside, how fantastic is it to be known that you can squeeze your middle with a corset from 22" to 16.5"? she's fucking talented i tell ya! amazing!
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You've gotta wonder what someone may be like if they bother to defend her.
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How many celebs did you bust on????
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Do you hate all people who reach fame? Are you jealous? I'm no fan of celebrities, but you have no reason to hate her so much. And at least be honest, she is a very attractive woman.
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LOL at all these skank-worshippers in here claiming Dita is a beauty. She has a nose that only works on a man, and a square-shaped face that again, only works on a man. Not impressed with her, or her disgusting lifestyle. She's trash, and not even pretty trash like Anna Nicole was. This one just didn't luck out in the genetics lottery. Oh and btw, she's worse than a stripper. She started out in porn, that's about as low as it gets.
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LMAO WhiteOne you seriously thing Anna Nicole Smith was prettier than DVT are you fucking blind or just stupid?
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Uh...White One, you wanna take this one?
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Bet you own her shoe-dildo video, huh? I think it's pretty obvious that the blind/stupid one here is none other than yourself. There are numerous female celebrities that far exceed Dita in the looks department, I simply named one that was born gorgeous. If you need more examples, I can rattle off about a dozen off the top of my head that also rank higher than DVT. Anna's beauty surpassed that of her idol, Marylin. Dita, however, is a busted tranny version of Bettie Page. She fell quite below the mark, Bettie at least looked like a woman in the face. Get it now? If not, go check out Anna's Guess ads, you might want to learn how to use Google images so you can see for yourself. Her face, specifically. You can't buy those features. Anna didn't have to force herself into relevancy, or wear excessive amounts of makeup to convince anyone she was beautiful, unlike Dita who clearly has a self-acceptance/attention-whoring problem.
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Thank You. Knew you'd handle this. You've gotta wonder who would think Dita has a better face than Anna Nicole. So few did, even Marilyn. Dita's face is oblong in shape. No bone structure. I couldn't have written this retort better myself.
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Well let's just hope all this negative attention from this site garners you enough money for you to go buy some "fake tits" for yourself to go along with your fake success and your fake life so you can stop being a jealous bitch. I don't wonder what must be wrong with someone who defends Dita Von Teese, I really wonder what is wrong with some certain untalented, computer gossip whore who has made a career out of talking pure trash about people she doesn't know....that seems more pointless and insane to me. She is the only women to come close to emulating the look and style of the beautiful Ms. Bettie Page...who was clearly an idol to her, so having success in the same vain is all that probably mattered to her. I don't think when she started out she thought to herself "Wow I hope every single ignorant, self-proclaimed type-talker career women love the way I look!" No, she has reached her intended audience and if they find her beautiful in a unique way, who the hell are you to say otherwise. Yes, I don't believe in plastic surgery and her explanation of drugs in direct relation to shrinking
breast size is a bit odd, but why are you making it your personal mission to bash her at every turn. That only says something about you and your messed up intentions and perhaps dissatisfaction with your own self.
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You know i come across celebrity hate sites all the time and its like whats the fucking point? You're sitting there rambling on about the girls tits of all things, who gives a fuck. are you jealous or some thing? i mean why sit here and waste that much time making a site dedicated to bashing a celebrity? seems to me like some one is a lonely loser who needs some sort of fulfillment by bashing other people. And it's her tits of all things lol i just cant get over that. seriously i bet you're regretting posting this in 2009, i really dont give a shit that its that old whenever i see some one being a jackass online ihave to stop by their comment box and let them know what a fucking idiot they're being. i hope you go to bed at night knowing that DVT will always be prettier than you and have nicer tits than you lmao... im praying for your sake that you've gotten a life since posting this and realize what a fucking moron you were/still are. have a nice day
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