IT'S NOT LILO, IT'S THE VODKA TALKING
I've gotten like this in my alchy moments
Psst! Lohan, the Grey Goose is so good it is almost a drug. Gives the mood swings and blackouts!
Try Iceberg or Svedka Clementine. Iceberg is the official vodka of Air Canada to assure passengers don't go into a serious mood swing. It's like triple distilled from actual glaciers. I know what I am talking about. I once was a spokesmodel for Finlandia vodka, so I KNOW my vodkas, besides being a total drunk! Those bottle bargain places usually carry the Iceberg at discount.
Look, Svedka had five kids and isn't married.
Psst! Lohan, the Grey Goose is so good it is almost a drug. Gives the mood swings and blackouts!
Try Iceberg or Svedka Clementine. Iceberg is the official vodka of Air Canada to assure passengers don't go into a serious mood swing. It's like triple distilled from actual glaciers. I know what I am talking about. I once was a spokesmodel for Finlandia vodka, so I KNOW my vodkas, besides being a total drunk! Those bottle bargain places usually carry the Iceberg at discount.
Look, Svedka had five kids and isn't married.
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