HAPPY 44TH BIRTHDAY PAULINA PORIZKOVA, YOU'RE FIRED!
First off, I can't even believe Tyra Banks would even let a
woman as gorgeous as Paulina Porizkova in the same room
as her, no less hire her to be on her TV show.
I have an idea how this happened...See, Tyra figured that since
Paulina had a good decade in age on her that Paulina wouldn't
be a threat to Tyra's big ego. It finally dawned on Tyra and she
has finally learned as many other twats have-
IT'S NOT HOW OLD YOU ARE, IT'S WHO you are!
Here's Paulina describing how she got fired by 'producers' (Tyra)
over the phone. Skip to the half way mark.

Supposedly this is Tyra without makeup but WE know that she is wearing
a shitload of concealer, foundation, contour and highlighter just like in the
Joe Blasco tutorial in an older post.


Paulina always did have an attitude back in the day and had a rep
as being difficult on the shoots leaving the door wide open for the
nowhere-as-pretty Cindy Crawford.
From makemeheal.com

Is there anything they can do for the forehead? Oh, yes...bangs.
Poor ol' Tyra.
woman as gorgeous as Paulina Porizkova in the same room
as her, no less hire her to be on her TV show.
I have an idea how this happened...See, Tyra figured that since
Paulina had a good decade in age on her that Paulina wouldn't
be a threat to Tyra's big ego. It finally dawned on Tyra and she
has finally learned as many other twats have-
IT'S NOT HOW OLD YOU ARE, IT'S WHO you are!
Here's Paulina describing how she got fired by 'producers' (Tyra)
over the phone. Skip to the half way mark.

Supposedly this is Tyra without makeup but WE know that she is wearing
a shitload of concealer, foundation, contour and highlighter just like in the
Joe Blasco tutorial in an older post.


Paulina always did have an attitude back in the day and had a rep
as being difficult on the shoots leaving the door wide open for the
nowhere-as-pretty Cindy Crawford.
From makemeheal.com

Is there anything they can do for the forehead? Oh, yes...bangs.
Poor ol' Tyra.



Paulina is stunningly gorgeous & always has been!! Personally, I hate Tyra & her arrogant self centered attitude, she ruins ANTM for me, she is by far the worst part of the entire show. In addition, I have never ever found Tyra to be particularly attractive with make up or without, with bangs or without, thin or fat... I really dont go for the alien head look. I think if she had brown eyes & small breasts She would have never been selected for SI or Victoria's Secret....Those are her only special features which doesnt say much at all.
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NIAMO CAMPBELL IS RIGHT. SHE IS UGLY
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