HAPPY 44TH BIRTHDAY PAULINA PORIZKOVA, YOU'RE FIRED!

First off, I can't even believe Tyra Banks would even let a
woman as gorgeous as Paulina Porizkova in the same room
as her, no less hire her to be on her TV show.

I have an idea how this happened...See, Tyra figured that since
Paulina had a good decade in age on her that Paulina wouldn't
be a threat to Tyra's big ego.  It finally dawned on Tyra and she
has finally learned as many other twats have-

IT'S NOT HOW OLD YOU ARE, IT'S WHO you are!

Here's Paulina describing how she got fired by 'producers' (Tyra)
over the phone.  Skip to the half way mark.


At the 3 minute mark, the cattiness begins.


Supposedly this is Tyra without makeup but WE know that she is wearing
a shitload of concealer, foundation, contour and highlighter just like in the
Joe Blasco tutorial in an older post.





Paulina always did have an attitude back in the day and had a rep
as being difficult on the shoots leaving the door wide open for the
nowhere-as-pretty Cindy Crawford.

From makemeheal.com


Is there anything they can do for the forehead?  Oh, yes...bangs.

Poor ol' Tyra.


 
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  • Wednesday, May 13. 2009 gia wrote:
    Paulina is stunningly gorgeous & always has been!! Personally, I hate Tyra & her arrogant self centered attitude, she ruins ANTM for me, she is by far the worst part of the entire show. In addition, I have never ever found Tyra to be particularly attractive with make up or without, with bangs or without, thin or fat... I really dont go for the alien head look. I think if she had brown eyes & small breasts She would have never been selected for SI or Victoria's Secret....Those are her only special features which doesnt say much at all.
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  • Friday, May 15. 2009 beautiful trainwreck wrote:
    NIAMO CAMPBELL IS RIGHT. SHE IS UGLY
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