"So f**k it! I decide to go to GP and face my fears, I pull up to a neighbourhood near Chelsea. My anxiety is kicking in and I am terrified I am not good enough for GP, for their beautiful lovely home, and lovely lifestyle and lovely family! What if my hair is messy? What if my extensions fall out? What if I have lipstick and spinach stuck between my teeth? What if they don't get my jokes? What if they hate to gossip? What if I accidentally made a stain on Gwyneth's coffee table?"

 "I arrive two minutes early, and before I can even light my nerve smoke, Chris greets me at that gate with a gorgeous smile and a big hug. As I enter the kitchen there's an ashtray, two lighters and two packs of Silk Cuts. Did I just f**king die and go to heaven? Next thing I know I am being kissed by a beautiful woman (GP), wearing an apron! She is all chipper and rubs my head and pinches my cheeks! I am so overwhelmed by the atmosphere and the fact I can f**king have a smoke without getting arrested or kicked out.

"I give GP a big bear hug and just lifted her up off the floor and guess what? She is a slip of a girl and light as a feather and far more beautiful than should be legal with an IQ that I have discovered and cannot reveal, although it is out of this world and much higher than one might think."

Here is Courtney's MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/courtneylove

Amazing that the post about Gwyn is 'literate' but that seems to be the only one.

Here's the link to her blog: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=165705423

Here's the latest gem from her blog, 5/5/09...

went to Booksoup and grabbed alot of books long gone ... imhaving abnned from ebay moment cos i tried to pretend iwas imna french flea ,arket and  bought some french flea market things ( oooh they love thier ytiaras and crowns ebay store PARIS COUTURE is nuts shes a little spendy but has exquisute taste in crowns, its like a  Catholic thing have you seen the boots Panos designed for Givenchy ? M..<  Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick the thoufghg of her sticking her toungue downthat filthy hatch...i might as well go watch "Hostelle" ill feel better), ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass, ick i LOATHE that guy, ivehad my fair share of fights with artists,  i mean Kathleen :Black Card" Horowitz OOPS did i tell a big secret? you mean ypou didmnt KNPW she had a HUGE  bunch of property? a Centurion card and summers in the Hamptons? oops...well  lets just pretend shes Julie ruin,  listen man if you just khanded 90,000 people thier asses and were good anough to respecdt your elders and letthem have ab opening slot on an old alt tour, and they were so rude they put that witch on mystage THERE IS NO STRONGER DRUG THAN ADRENILINE and fucking a i know that, ive been like the mother who can lift up three cars to get my child from out undert for years , ussuaully around this time at night ,morning too. and your all sweaty and adrenilised, and smarky snarky says the nastiest thing to you and throws CANDY in yoruface youd giveher one in theface.

People i would hit if i saw them

Lynn Hirschberg

Ryan Adams
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And here you thought Gwyneth was a shitty blogger

Wait!  There's more.  Go down to 5/2 and check this out:

gota write lyrics viosit the uron man set and see my girl  ive writtenthre ssongsa bout her so far onthis cos imn so in love withher,   adore le paltrow martin!
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