LOHAN NEEDS TO ZIP IT

Via People-

Her original aim, she says, was to become a movie star – but in movies the way Hollywood used to make them, like Alfred Hitchcock classics (with Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman). But, laments Lohan, "people my age don't even know who those people are." -

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...Don't you know that Hitchcock hired people with classically
beautiful looks?  People with shanty lower class looks never even entered into the scheme of things.  She's comparing herself to Ingrid Bergman and Grace Kelly.  I mean, she even did a take on Marilyn Monroe, remember?  All the wigs and the makeup in the world is not gonna change the fact that she reminds you of that freckled faced kid from the family that didn't really belong in your neighborhood but managed to cram their kids three to a bedroom.  You know who I am referring to here.


 lindsay lohan nose

THIS is comparing herself to 

THIS


and THIS
A very proper princess … no mention of Grace Kelly's sex life.


 We can't forget this

Or this


That's like this guy

thinking he has a snowball's chance in hell becoming

This guy



 
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  • Friday, January 16. 2009 gia wrote:
    You are so right about this! I actually think lindsay had potential to be a very pretty girl, but never the caliber she dreams she is capable of having... there isnt anything wrong with it, but she is completely lower class looking & blue collar, no matter how celebrity blond she becomes, that wont change...The drugs & horrible lifestyle has just ruined her & accentuated her poor white trash look. It's kind of like people who truly think they can sing & when we hear them it's so painfully & embarrassingly obvious they have a terrible voice, but they cant hear it themselves because they are tone deaf or something. When Lindsay talks like this, it's laughable & I feel slightly embarrassed for her. To me she is like the runty, overly freckled, raggamuffin in the neighborhood who always smelled a little bit like pee.
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  • Friday, January 16. 2009 Peter wrote:
    True again
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