DREAM ON, GUIDA...
Cringe. I am so embarrassed for Paris Hilton because I know her deal.
Buttaface just gave an interview to Esquire magazine and I'll pull some
of the quotes here:
-I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it's what I knew I wanted to do--be a blond icon.-
Puh-leeze Paris, like you even come close to having Grace's features.
Here's the reality of what Paris really looks like:
Neither Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly were blond children but they
looked like they could have been. They pulled off the blond very well.
Not Paris, though. She naturally looks like any chick you would pluck
out of Brooklyn or Queens. Check archives.
It is so annoying that people all around the globe keep perpetuating
that being light-eyed and fair haired is the absolute beauty rule. There
isn't a rule. You are either attractive or you're not. Race, sub-race or
ethnicity doesn't calculate. People of the world, buy a flippin' clue!
Wait, check out this comment. Paris literally takes a line from the over
the top list of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Buttaface just gave an interview to Esquire magazine and I'll pull some
of the quotes here:
-I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it's what I knew I wanted to do--be a blond icon.-
Puh-leeze Paris, like you even come close to having Grace's features.
Here's the reality of what Paris really looks like:
Neither Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly were blond children but they
looked like they could have been. They pulled off the blond very well.
Not Paris, though. She naturally looks like any chick you would pluck
out of Brooklyn or Queens. Check archives.
It is so annoying that people all around the globe keep perpetuating
that being light-eyed and fair haired is the absolute beauty rule. There
isn't a rule. You are either attractive or you're not. Race, sub-race or
ethnicity doesn't calculate. People of the world, buy a flippin' clue!
Wait, check out this comment. Paris literally takes a line from the over
the top list of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
-I'm not jealous. I don't understand why people are jealous. You have so much better karma in life when you wish other people the best.-
Check on my post here re: Helen Mirren.
Yes, you are jealous, Paris. You are envious and jealous every time
you have to take out your fake blue contact lenses to soak in solution.
You are not looking at blue, aqua or green, even. Don't get me started
on her nose jobs. She really did take after her Italian grandfather in the
looks dept. and she hates it.
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