Alec Baldwin needs to lay off of the sauce.  He's got that puffy, bloated hungover look going on. The proof is in the pudding with these crazy comments, re: Jennifer Aniston.

"Jennifer is obviously someone who has a lot of things she could be doing with her time," Baldwin said. "Jennifer Aniston could be making films, she could be shopping, she could be buying a private island somewhere – she could be doing virtually anything she wants to do. And for her to take time to come be with us, I'm very, very grateful."

Uh, Alec, do you hear yourself?  Alec, Jennifer may not be making any films for a long time if her latest film flops this season.  Yeah, she could be shopping.  She does.  Jennifer could be working out.  She does.  She could be tanning and enjoying cocktails pool side.  She sure does.  She could be dating a douchey loser and gosh darnit, she does!  Alec count your lucky stars that Jennifer took time away from partaking in these deep, fulfilling activities to grace your TV show with her presence.

Alec, you should feel relieved that Jennifer was not derailed from such activities as learning a language, volunteering at the local animal shelter or working on her online degree.  That book about quantum mechanics is just going to have to read itself, now won't it?  I heard Jennifer had to cancel her flying lessons one week just to do a fitting for YOUR show, Alec. Come on now!  Really Alec, the only time you should be using the word grateful is in this statement: I'm a grateful, recovering alcoholic.