My theory is the Universe created gays as a population control mechanism.
Gays are here because that is how the Universe wants it.  Just as sharks
exist because they clean up the ocean.  Do not question the almighty Universe!
I also believe that gays are rendered a special creative talent so that their fine
legacy will live on but not through procreation.  People who do not understand
this fundamental aspect are probably ugly and uneducated.

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