SHE"LL NEVER MAKE THE WINTER
Halle is moving to Canada. She just bought a place right outside Montreal!
Halle and her gorgeous French-Canadian Calvin Klein model are moving up there so they can be close by to his parents. I am green with envy right now but will not be
after the New Year because she will be in for the shock of her life and be high-tail-
ing to the warmth of LA or even NY for that matter.
Okay, I'll stop
Remember this loser who cheated on Halle?
Eric Benet or something. Halle is probably laughing her ass
off right now! HaHa, Eric! Look at what you lost! Halle gets to cuddle with
her Oscar and Gabriel under a pure goose down comforter in Quebec. Take
that, loser!
Well, Hallz better have a down comforter because Montreal (by capita) is the
coldest place on the planet. I spent a winter there. Brutal! If you smoke, cut
it way down 'cause you are gonna need all of the circulation you can get. Make
damn sure your boots have at least 2 inches of sole or your toes will go numb
by 1/2 a city block. After January the place is just inhospitable. If your pet sneaks
out the door during these months they could freeze to death in a short time.
When the wind starts whipping you will just want to die!
On a brighter side, I hope Halle enjoys these special dishes from the province:
To the left is Sugar Pie (maple sugar) but I'm sure
Gabriel pronounces it Tarte au Sucre. To the right is Tortiere, a pork meat pie.
Don't even get me started on Poutine. French fries, cheese and gravy.
I hope Halle has a lovely Christmas in Quebec. I know what foods I'm making for
Xmas Eve. I really should call my sister...
Halle and her gorgeous French-Canadian Calvin Klein model are moving up there so they can be close by to his parents. I am green with envy right now but will not be
after the New Year because she will be in for the shock of her life and be high-tail-
ing to the warmth of LA or even NY for that matter.
Okay, I'll stopRemember this loser who cheated on Halle?
Eric Benet or something. Halle is probably laughing her assoff right now! HaHa, Eric! Look at what you lost! Halle gets to cuddle with
her Oscar and Gabriel under a pure goose down comforter in Quebec. Take
that, loser!
Well, Hallz better have a down comforter because Montreal (by capita) is the
coldest place on the planet. I spent a winter there. Brutal! If you smoke, cut
it way down 'cause you are gonna need all of the circulation you can get. Make
damn sure your boots have at least 2 inches of sole or your toes will go numb
by 1/2 a city block. After January the place is just inhospitable. If your pet sneaks
out the door during these months they could freeze to death in a short time.
When the wind starts whipping you will just want to die!
On a brighter side, I hope Halle enjoys these special dishes from the province:
To the left is Sugar Pie (maple sugar) but I'm sureGabriel pronounces it Tarte au Sucre. To the right is Tortiere, a pork meat pie.
Don't even get me started on Poutine. French fries, cheese and gravy.I hope Halle has a lovely Christmas in Quebec. I know what foods I'm making for
Xmas Eve. I really should call my sister...
Ummmm....Have you seen Eric's current girlfriend?
http://redcarpetcolors.blogspot.com/2008/10/globalgrindcoms-countdown-to-change.html
I think they've been together for almost 2 years. He did the same thing as Halle, got a younger pretty Canadian. I think he'll be alright! He's not even thinking about her.
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Halle will be fine. You forget even though she lives in southern California, she's from cold-a&% Cleveland.
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Cleveland, Ohio? You are comparing to a Canadian City that is per capita the coldest place on the globe? I'm from NY and had a hard time dealing w/the cold in Quebec and my ancestors hail from there. Just sayin'.
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Bonjour Sickitten,
Ce fut un réel plaisir de discuté avec toi...J'aimerais bien la faire devant un verre ou meme un bon repas avec une bouteille de bon vin alors tu n'as qu'à me faire signe si tu t'arrete à Montreal!
En passant ton siteweb est tres intéressant et je l'ai meme ajouté à mes favoris lol
Prend soins de toi et au plaisir de se voir bientot!
xoxoxoxox
Pierre (heaven_7th)
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Re-bonjour,
J'en ai fait un juste pour toi !
SATURN = Sickitten...Attractive...Tentation...Unbeleivable....Refreshing...Nobility....
Pas mal non?
Pierre xoxoxo
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hehe, I'm guessing you like this model-meat guy???
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province is provence
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No asshole, I just caught your post/comment. Seems there is an educational difference going on. Province is like a state. Provence is a place en France known for the finest of shit, one of the finest & richest places in the world all due to quality control. Stick what what you know. Peace.
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