Not then...


And most certainly not NOW!



I really don't understand how some women find this man even remotely
attractive, no less, HOT? Every guy I have ever dated is more attractive
than this one. Much more attractive. I've always considered Crowe to be
the embodiment of the term 'Joe Blow'.  I remember I lost all respect for
a friend's mother when she uttered the words "I love Russell Crow." 
This is the same woman who told me I look just like Greta Garbo.

I can picture it now...stopping off for the night in Travelers Rest, South
Carolina after driving many hours on my way to The Sunshine State.  I
book my cheap motel room and then head on over to the bar.  Sitting
at the end of the bar is a guy dressed in a flannel shirt and blue jeans.
He has the bartender send a drink my way.  A beer.  A freaking tap beer!
I politely refuse and order a Corona, drink it as fast as I can and head to
my room for the night.

That guy in the bar is Russell Crowe.  That's where he should be, residing
in some remote town out in REMOTENESSVILLE.  Not making movies and
certianly not throwing phones at people in hotel lobbies.  The only phone
he should be throwing is the one behind the dump bar next to the speed
rack and the volume control knob to the jukebox!