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Looking good, Kid

Yes, he beat the odds. He made it but then I was crushed by the devastating test results, FIV, Leukemia Positive. Or was it FLV? Can't think right now. Usually, you put the kitten down but I know there are people out there that only have these cats and I was determined to find one.  Turns out, he ended up with a former colleague of mine who is an absolute angel and volunteer at my local no-kill shelter.  There was no way he was going down after beating the odds.  See my posts link below on how Aztithromycin can save the sickest of kittens.  It has been my saving grace in countless kitten and cat rescues.  Check all of my entries regarding this kitten and see how I pulled off the impossible.  I kept him too busy to die, I slept on the bathroom floor and never left his side. Balls to the wall. In it to win it!

    

Well, here he is this past holiday season in his loving home.  Can't tell you how much these pics mean to me.  I felt guilty at times asking this kitten to hold on...repeating to myself that Emily Dickinson poem to keep from becoming discouraged...

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chilliest land
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,

It asked a crumb of me.

Chance



Here's those posts from this summer








Heather Locklear Here I Come


Heather Drunk In Public

I read this statement from the sister of Heathler Locklear ~

"Heather became a different person on drugs," a source tells the show, adding that Locklear, who was spotted on Tuesday night at an L.A. Lakers game, may be heading into rehab shortly after her release.

 
2008 

aaaaand the alarm bells went off aaaaand you know where
I went a-looking...straight off to her Wiki bio and the answer
is staring you in the face in the first flippin' paragraph!

 She was raised in Thousand Oaks, Californiaand graduated from Newbury Park High School.[1][2] Locklear is the youngest of four children.[3] She is also of part Lumbee (Native American) descent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_dehydrogenase

If you've seen the pictorial of Heather never taking her eyes off of the drink
it is familiar to many of us.  The complete personality change her sister mentions is actually an allergic reaction to alcohol because she doesn't have the enzymes to metabolize the alcohol.  Genetically, Heather is most
likely missing some of those enzymes listed above in the Wiki page I link to above.  The high Heather receives from drinking vodka is waaaaay better than some experience that aren't missing those metabolic enzymes.

Sorry Heather, you just can't drink alcohol.  There's a reason why Native Americans succumb to the disease.  There's a reason why hard liquor is
illegal in many Inuit towns across the globe.  They can't metabolize the alcohol and this leads to addiction and violence. All one really needs is to be a very small part indigenous to have this reaction. Many of these people are walking around not even knowing it.

There's often other clues if you know what to look for if you are one of these millions of people.  A lactose intolerance is a big heads up but so
many don't even realize dairy products are making them ill.  Depending on your inherited enzymes you may be able to consume milk and ice cream but not half cooked egg yolks. Perhaps they don't feel so well after consuming dairy but don't become sick enough to make the connection.

So there you have it.  Next time you feel the urge to crack open that bottle of vodka, phone your dealer and request that 'Blue Ivy' strain that is making the rounds.  Once you come to the realization of who you really are and recognize that you aren't crazy but allergic you'll be able to finally turn your back on alcohol.  People who are allergic to nut products and shellfish must be diligent concerning their allergies and you aren't any different.

Heather, please get past these obstacles because we need you to be able to star in the next upcoming night time soap as all of these reality shows have become tiresome and Ryan Seacrest must be stopped.




This Crazy Bitch Is Single


Super Human Paul Bedard

Just awestruck over catching Animal Planet's Gator Boys.  It's not what you think...one of the main stars is from Massachusetts and he's an Ironman Triathlete champion.

Here's a little background on the man. WARNING: Graphic Video

Bitch is crazy, right?  I just love that he not only rescues the gators but hugs and kisses them as well.  Watch in amazement as he dives into a resident's pool and walks out balancing a gator on his head!

You've got to see the first episode, you'll be hooked.  Here's the schedule for the upcoming shows and the website here 

Show Schedule


After which, he happily offered a smooch to the 'gator Riffle was holding. But it came with a caveat: "You don't want to kiss him unless you've bought him dinner and told him you love him," said Bedard~

He can buy me dinner any ol' time

I Admit I Now Watch 'MOB WIVES'


The Cast of Mob Wives

Listen, I can't walk away and I bet that goes for a lot of folks in this tri-state area of NY, NJ and yes, CT. They're watching in shock as people from Staten Island take themselves seriously. SI is and was the official garbage dump and joke of all of New York.  Look it up.

There's an area of Staten Island that has these gaudy mini-mansions squeezed together on postage stamp plots of land.  A drive through is good for a laugh.

Jennifer Grazianoproducer
  
The show centers around four women connected to organized crime and my favorite of any of these Italian-American docu-dramas is always the non-Italian character like Snooki.


This time around we have Drita D'Avanzo.  A tiny little Albanian doll, daughter of immigrants, huge chip on shoulder.  An apt description of her
physical characteristics, 'jolie laide'.  Banging body, hooded almond eyes.
I relate to her.  She's just like me...when I was fourteen.

She's the tough girl, the fighter, now the boxer.  She just has so much pent up anger, she's gotta hit somebody or something. She's stuck.  Stunted.  She stayed there, in her mind, in junior high school and it colors all of her relationships.  Her gumba husband in lock up tells her in a fit of anger to 'take her gift package and shove it up her dirty ass' and then she still talks to him!

She's obviously cut from a finer cloth genetically from some of the others on the show that hail from peasant on top of peasant stock.  Drita doesn't know it yet but all of her problems now stem from alcohol abuse and her self esteem in the gutter.  The cigarettes have to go on these girls...deep,masculine gravelly voices with poor diction and grammar makes working on your tight abs and ass almost inconsequential.

This show is so highly addictive.  Play catch up here.

They have their own Wiki Mob Wives  

Does anyone know if there's a jumping comment board revolving around this debacle?  Would you be good enough to tell us where it is?


She Thinks She's So Hot


TwoAssed Woman



G-d's gift, right here people.  I won't post the other "glamor shots" this one has on her Facebook profile.  You'll laugh yourself silly.  Nothing better than being pear-shaped and not seeing it and wearing all the wrong clothes for your body shape.  It looks like she has an ass growing out of her hip. How delusional would one be to post this photo publicly and not see that?


Gwyneth Is An Old Woman's Name



Humiliating screenshot selling herself/gym memberships


According to this author.  Did you see this?  Few celebrities have publicly
outed Gwyneth Paltrow but this one referenced a time when she was dating
Brad Pitt.  She really thought she was going to be the next Grace Kelly then.
You can just picture her being so snotty in a moody teenage fashion well into
her twenties and beyond.

I have seen a few comments here and there on the gossip blogs from New Yorkers
claiming she was rude and impatient about waiting in line when with her children.

"She wasn't terribly friendly. I thought, 'Where I come from, it's an old ladies' name anyway!'."


Elizabeth Taylor's Hideous Hands


Elizabeth Taylor Krupp Diamond
Liz "models" not helping Krupp Diamond

Can't have it all.  This from People

A few tidbits...

A SAPPHIRE AND DIAMOND SAUTOIR, BY BVLGARI

A SAPPHIRE AND DIAMOND SAUTOIR, BY BVLGARI 

Some of Taylor’s larger baubles ended up selling to companies. The 33.19-carat Krupp Diamond, a gift from Richard Burton, reportedly went for $8.8 million to Daniel Pang, a representative of Korean hotel conglomerate E-Land, which plans to display the treasure at its E-World theme park in Daegu, according to the AFP. The heart-shaped Taj Mahal diamond went to a private buyer for $8.8 million, as well. And according to the New York Post, Bulgari anonymously bought back a staggering $20 million worth of jewels, including a 52.72-carat sapphire-and-diamond sautoir for $5.9 million and an emerald-and-diamond necklace for $6.1 million.

AN EMERALD AND DIAMOND NECKLACE, BY BVLGARI

See who came out to browse the collection


The Max Shacknai/Rebecca Zahau Discussion Forum


Rebecca Mawii Zahau Nalepa modeling drop earrings

Dear Readers,

I apologize for not bring the celebrity gossip at this time.  Right now I'm in the throws of researching the Shacknai/Zahau case.  We are following attorney Anne Bremner as she gears up for a civil suit against grieving parents.  All of the gossip that is censored on the news site boards is allowed at this forum free of the wacky murder conspiracy theories being spouted by mentally ill individuals with their own personal self-serving motives.  Those motives are also dissected at the boards with fun, playful banter.

If you are interested in sleuthing this case (verified M.D. on board) in a logical manner, please join us at


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The Big Bar Refaeli Myth



Bar on The French Riviera

Doing a little research into the whole Prince Harry/Chelsy Davy...thinking that she
is just what the geneticist ordered as far as breeding out that Hapsburgish gene pool
in our dear Windsors.  This link lead to WonderWall showcasing a summer 2011
bikini pictorial.  The owner of the odd body would be identified with a click.

Love the pink/purple pairing!

No surprise.  Bar Refaeli always had a strange body with a long, boxy torso
disproportionate to unshapely bowed legs. See her nose jobs in the archives.




See what bearding for DiCaprio will get you?  Lots of hype built around an
average looking girl with a rhinoplasty, strategically placed highlights and a
heavy hand on the photochop.  Blake Lively and Gisele Bundchen fit in this
DiCaprio Butterface Trifecta.  Ta da!


Gwyneth Paltrow, Sociologist, Hip Hop Mogul



Haven't had time to even get to Part 2 but just look at this attempt and
spin to now package up the once American hating Anglophile as this
'down-with-that' Hip Hop aficionada, multi-cultural, got a degree in African
Studies so-and-so...and she uses her dead father's legacy to push her phony
agenda!


I tell ya, I just don't have the strength anymore.  Check New Gwyneth Hate Site
here for my buddy's new Tumblr account spearing Gwyneth Paltrow!

But hey, looks like she took my advice and went for the glamor lashes.
There will only be hope when she properly grooms her eyebrows.


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