Heather Drunk In Public
I read
this statement from the sister of
Heathler Locklear ~
"Heather became a different person on drugs," a source tells the show, adding that Locklear, who was spotted on Tuesday night at an L.A. Lakers game, may be heading into rehab shortly after her release.
2008
aaaaand the alarm bells went off aaaaand you know where
I went a-looking...straight off to her Wiki bio and the answer is staring you in the face in the first flippin' paragraph!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_dehydrogenase
If you've seen the pictorial of Heather never taking her eyes off of the drink
it is familiar to many of us. The complete personality change her sister mentions is actually an allergic reaction to alcohol because she doesn't have the enzymes to metabolize the alcohol. Genetically, Heather is most
likely missing some of those enzymes listed above in the Wiki page I link to above. The high Heather receives from drinking vodka is waaaaay better than some experience that aren't missing those metabolic enzymes.
Sorry Heather, you just can't drink alcohol. There's a reason why Native Americans succumb to the disease. There's a reason why hard liquor is
illegal in many Inuit towns across the globe. They can't metabolize the alcohol and this leads to addiction and violence. All one really needs is to be a very small part indigenous to have this reaction. Many of these people are walking around not even knowing it.
There's often other clues if you know what to look for if you are one of these millions of people. A lactose intolerance is a big heads up but so
many don't even realize dairy products are making them ill. Depending on your inherited enzymes you may be able to consume milk and ice cream but not half cooked egg yolks. Perhaps they don't feel so well after consuming dairy but don't become sick enough to make the connection.
So there you have it. Next time you feel the urge to crack open that bottle of vodka, phone your dealer and request that 'Blue Ivy' strain that is making the rounds. Once you come to the realization of who you really are and recognize that you aren't crazy but allergic you'll be able to finally turn your back on alcohol. People who are allergic to nut products and shellfish must be diligent concerning their allergies and you aren't any different.
Heather, please get past these obstacles because we need you to be able to star in the next upcoming night time soap as all of these reality shows have become tiresome and Ryan Seacrest must be stopped.