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FOX NEWS, MY FRIENDS

In a frantic effort to be the first, Fox news doesn't spell check.
On Palin quitting...

"I so appreciate waht you have done for our state and your sacrificial service," he said, according to a written copy of the remarks released by his office. "You have been a strong leader for our state, you've inspired a natino and you've ignited the fire of real hope around the world."

Waht?

http://www.jackbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sarah-palin-vogue-magazine.jpg

These social pack animals can howl away tonight.

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/26/3/AAAAAjtVjwIAAAAAACY_qw.jpg My favorite documentary.  Is that Lakota on the cover?

Jaime and Lakota from Living With Wolves

http://www.pba.edu/media/news-releases/images/wolves.jpg

Can you imagine someone killing this gorgeous stinkface from the air?

WHEN O.J. DIES, WILL FANS AND SUPPORTERS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK?

Really, I'm just wondering...

http://theresident.net/seyretfiles/localvideos/Alternate_Views/_thumbs/OJ-Simpson-Alternative-News.png

And another thing, do these two attention/famewhores realize that Michael Jackson
rejected being African American by choosing to bleach his skin and have white children?
Do they get it?

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/jesse_jackson_duke.jpg http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/al-sharpton_pregnant.jpg

Let us never forget the Tawana Brawley debacle!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vmpSO2BbYCE/SCodHZFg77I/AAAAAAAABTA/z0QJyFtB2D4/s400/Twana%2BBrawley.jpg
Tawana and Al

Check out this site I found while searching for Tawana's image

http://blackplague.wordpress.com/

Claims not to be a white supremacist but a white realist.

How much you wanna bet that the writer of this blog really isn't that white?

ENOUGH, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE KILLED A KITTEN

Just helped push a DRAMA QUEEN over the edge.

Imagine the drama surrounding said kid as adult.  No thank you.

http://bullyinglte.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lori_drew_500px.jpg
This crazy adult, Lori Drew ended up meeting an even CRAZIER teen.

Whatya gonna do?

Drama twats all around.

GWYNETH PALTROW HAS A PERSONALITY DISORDER

In the beloved Merck manual, you can look up many a personality disorder.  Interestingly it lies in the psychiatric alums of mental illness, because, in a sense it is...and this is why-

From Merck.  Remember, the common red flag of a personality disorder is that they don't learn from their mistakes:

Personality disorders are patterns of perceiving, reacting, and relating to other people and events that are relatively inflexible and that impair a person's ability to function socially.

  • Doctors consider the diagnosis when inappropriate thinking or behavior is repeated despite negative consequences.
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Everyone has characteristic patterns of perceiving and relating to other people and events (personality traits). That is, people tend to cope with stresses in an individual but consistent way. For example, some people respond to a troubling situation by seeking someone else's help; others prefer to deal with problems on their own. Some people minimize problems; others exaggerate them. Regardless of their usual style, however, mentally healthy people are likely to try an alternative approach if their first response is ineffective.

In contrast, people with a personality disorder are rigid and tend to respond inappropriately to problems, to the point that relationships with family members, friends, and coworkers are affected. These maladaptive responses usually begin in adolescence or early adulthood and do not change over time. Personality disorders vary in severity. They are usually mild and rarely severe.

Most people with a personality disorder are distressed about their life and have problems with relationships at work or in social situations. Many people also have mood, anxiety, substance abuse, or eating disorders.

People with a personality disorder are unaware that their thought or behavior patterns are inappropriate; thus, they tend not to seek help on their own. Instead, they may be referred by their friends, family members, or a social agency because their behavior is causing difficulty for others. When they seek help on their own, usually because of the life stresses created by their personality disorder, or troubling symptoms (for example, anxiety, depression, or substance abuse), they tend to believe their problems are caused by other people or by circumstances beyond their control.

Histrionic (Hysterical) Personality: People with a histrionic personality conspicuously seek attention, are dramatic and excessively emotional, and are overly concerned with appearance. Their lively, expressive manner results in easily established but often superficial and transient relationships. Their expression of emotions often seems exaggerated, childish, and contrived to evoke sympathy or attention (often erotic or sexual) from others.

Narcissistic Personality: People with a narcissistic personality have a sense of superiority, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy. They have an exaggerated belief in their own value or importance, which is what therapists call grandiosity. They may be extremely sensitive to failure, defeat, or criticism. When confronted by a failure to fulfill their high opinion of themselves, they can easily become enraged or severely depressed. Because they believe themselves to be superior in their relationships with other people, they expect to be admired and often suspect that others envy them. They believe they are entitled to having their needs met without waiting, so they exploit others, whose needs or beliefs they deem to be less important. Their behavior is usually offensive to others, who view them as being self-centered, arrogant, or selfish. This personality disorder typically occurs in high achievers, although it may also occur in people with few achievements.

Borderline Personality: People with a borderline personality, most of whom are women, are unstable in their self-image, moods, behavior, and interpersonal relationships. Their thought processes are more disturbed than those of people with an antisocial personality, and their aggression is more often turned against the self. They are angrier, more impulsive, and more confused about their identity than are people with a histrionic personality. Borderline personality becomes evident in early adulthood but becomes less common in older age groups.

Passive-Aggressive (Negativistic) Personality: People with a passive-aggressive personality behave in ways that appear inept or passive. However, these behaviors are actually ways to avoid responsibility or to control or punish others. People with a passive-aggressive personality often procrastinate, perform tasks inefficiently, or claim an implausible disability. Frequently, they agree to perform tasks they do not want to perform and then subtly undermine completion of the tasks. Such behavior usually enables them to deny or conceal hostility or disagreements.

Depressive Personality: This personality type is characterized by chronic moroseness, worry, and self-consciousness. People have a pessimistic outlook, which impairs their initiative and disheartens others. To them, satisfaction seems undeserved and sinful. They may unconsciously believe their suffering is a badge of merit needed to earn the love or admiration of others.

Pick one, wouldja?  Or all for this woman who is a melange of personality disorders and mental illness.

Like a paper doll we can dress up in disorders.

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http://creaturecomforts.typepad.com/.a/6a00e008ccf1108834011570afb05f970b-800wi

I can't even go into her latest interview where she feels the need to put down NY and the USA once again to put Spain on a pedestal.  She so screwed up.  She didn't learn from years ago?  That's what I mean by the personality disorder cluster coupled with: she is dumb alsoChris Martin must be flippin' mortified!

Here's Gwyn shooting herself in the foot again.  The interview, the Dlisted.com rant and some comments.  Never been to Old San Juan or Quebec City or even Old New York.  What a silly ass!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/32769

In an interview with the Associated Press (done entirely in Spanish, of course), Fishy yapped, "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible. Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren't running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don't always have their Blackberries on."


THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FEMALE ACTRESSES TO EVER GRACE THE SILVER SCREEN

Here are my choices...

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Elizabeth_Taylor_402355.jpeg
Elizabeth Taylor

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/187549.jpg
Grace Kelly

http://blog.nj.com/whitty/2007/11/large_tierney.jpg
Gene Tierney
http://images.charletens.com/albums/userpics/10001/VivienLeigh.jpg
Vivien Leigh

I will not add a poll, but comments are welcomed.


FUN SUMMER PROJECT CAN TURN TO PROFITS IF YOU HAVE A NATURAL FLAIR

Here's a quick little how-to on making some beaded jewelry.  It is an inexpensive, relaxing hobby that can turn out some great gifts and even turn into a little side business.  Yes, a little side business because when you see the crap that is selling out there on ebay and dept. stores like Macy*s, you'll wonder why you didn't get into this gig earlier.  Just start out with making pieces for yourself and as gifts.

Here's the link to beginning : www.how-to-make-jewelry.com/instructions-for-stringing-beads.html

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00nGpTDvakTtiUM/Natural-Amethyst-Bead-Gemstones-GM003-.jpg  

These instructions will show you how to string a one-strandbracelet, but you can easily adapt this tutorial for stringing amulti-strand project or a necklace or anklet as well. -

The deal here is to follow the basic beading instruction but go for higher end materials.  Only go for gemstone beads, gold, silver or platinum crimp beads, beads and clasps.  What might cost you only $25 in materials can go for hundreds of dollars in a retail environment.  Of course, buy your supplies wholesale but if, during a whim, you would like to add a gemstone element, you had actually hit Michael's craft store and score yourself some decent tumbled or faceted gemstones.

Here's an example, need to send you to link as my PC is down...

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/product/0,23728,1063382,00.html

20kt-gold and pink sapphire necklace, Caroline, $7,700; www.carolineellen.com.

You could put this item together for easily less than $150 buying supplies wholesale.  This designer had a pink sapphire necklace which retailed at Bergdorf Goodman for $1,315 some years ago and it was just a simple strand of high quality gemstone beads.

There's even some books designed for this purpose...

http://www.infibeam.com/Books/info/Nancy-Alden/Simply-Silver-Simply-Gold-Designs-for-Creating/0307339521.html

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Nancy Alden, jewelry designer and cofounder of the famed Beadworks beadstores, shows you the secrets to making gold and silver jewelry worthyof Tiffany or Bergdorf Goodman--but with a personal touch and at afraction of the jewelry store's price.-

Barney's New York, Nieman Marcus Needless Markup and Bergdorf's sell all of this stuff.  Even if you're just making it for yourself and as gifts, it's so rewarding.

Marie-Helene De Taillac, beading in her workshop
http://parisvoice.com/voicearchives/01/sept/assets/images/04_HELENE.JPG  Her Paris Boutique http://www.luxury-gadgets.com/images/dixon.jpg

Her use of tourmaline and other semi-precious gemstones is so creative, yet simple.

How to make the multi string stuff: www.ehow.com/video_4405219_make-multiple-strand-jewelry-necklaces.html



http://www.neimanmarcus.com/products/mn/NMY05AV_mn.jpg Lemon Citrine-Bead Necklace with 18-karat yellow gold toggle clasp. 36"L. Made in the USA of imported material.   $8,100.00 at Needles Markup

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The divine, $3,200.00 carnelian and citrine necklace above comes fromdesigner dream team Badgley/Sneed. Their gorgeous, richly creative,intricate pieces ooze sophistication and style. See the gallery belowfor some more of our favorite Badgley/Sneed designs!

Okay, so sometimes you really have to hunt for the odd or top quality beaded gemstones but here is just an idea of how much you'll be forking over for these materials...

10x15mm Natural yellow citrine gemstone Beads strand 15  $15.75
http://www.legemstonebeads.com/images/gem6842_1.jpg

Here they are sold in bulk, wholesale.  Dirt cheap.
http://img1.tradeget.com/uniqueintl/570DQI5I1gemstones_plainbeadsandchips.jpg

For best sources, leave me a comment and I'll give you my email address.
See my older post on beading shoes for more sources.

WITH ALL THAT MONEY, MICHAEL JACKSON COULD'T FIND BETTER LOOKING WHITE PEOPLE?

If you were really wealthy and could design your own kids, would you choose Dr.Arnold Klein and Debbie Rowe for your genetic stock?  Of course not!  I'm not so sure MJ did either.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PA79e2I0snQ/R6SHsIjfaoI/AAAAAAAAADE/erNBqQZE2Ac/s400/MJ-kids.jpg
Paris and Prince Michael II

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Notice how the girl trails behind as a hanger-on?

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Dr. Arnold Klein

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Debbie Rowe, probably before she had cosmetic procedures

Does the baby look like Arnold Klein?  Biologically, babies tend to look like their fathers.  Nature's way of a father knowing the child is his.  MJ's kids are really good looking so I doubt Klein or Rowe are the biological parents.  We may never know.  What do you think?

HOW TO BREATHE/ATTRACT MEN/NOT ENVY PRETTY WOMEN/BE A GEISHA

I'm working against my innate pack rat/hoarder tendencies to create a minimalist life style.  To emulate a Japanese decor on my grounds and in my home.  Everything was so beautiful in Tokyo.  Every store front, billboard and public park.  I've been looking on the 'net for my inspiration and here is the latest I've stumbled upon...

http://theartofbeingfeminine.blogspot.com/search/label/geisha%20bedroom
www.theartofbeingfeminine.blogspot.com

This woman has books to sell and her latest bit is a southern belle's tips on attracting and keeping a man.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2811/geisha8xl.jpg

Check out this blog and look to the right for all of the categories.  She's all about becoming the best woman you can be and I support her support of women.  Now I haven't really read that much of the site yet but I will while trying to fall asleep one night.

Her tips on getting the Japanese style bedroom are okay but I have many other sites I've been checking out.  Here are some of them.  I plan to get this look on the cheap.  Over the years I have been collecting all kinds of Asian objects but I need to clear and zen out my spaces to get the look I am going for.

Years ago, I grabbed a 6 window frame double hung window from a neighbors trash, lightly sanded it, spray painted it in laquer black and staple gunned that paper they use in doctor's offices to the back to simulate rice paper (remember I managed a wholesale beauty supply years ago and we carried these rolls of paper for waxing salons).  It was cheap and easy and free.  I'll get a pic of it w/camera later, can't now 'cause PC w/webcam is busted.

Here are some sites for some cheap touches to get the Japanese feel to your home...

http://www.asianideas.com/index.html

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/asianideas_2061_73924578

Tibetan Star Lanterns, dirt cheap wholesale pricing.
http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/asianideas_2056_68330195

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/asianideas_2060_48311785
You don't need to buy colored light bulbs because we know we can color our own with the stained glass markers mentioned in this
post- sickitten.com/2009/05/19/mood-lightingon-the-cheap.aspx

This website is just a treasure trove of some really cheap thrills with no guilt.  I'm going to order the cheap rice paper blinds because if my cats ruin them (and they will) I won't feel too bad.

Another great site is www.cherryblossomgardens.com.  They are pricier but their party supply section is where you want to go.

Then there is my favorite for authentic Japanese: 

J-Listis available through jlist.com (featuring all products, including NSFW)and JBOX.com (PG products only), so everyone can enjoy finding coolstuff from Japan!

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/12/15/PH2005121502085.jpg

More on this hairstyle on another post

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http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1237/611409392_e30d8844fb.jpg

Madonna rocking the Geisha hairstyle

IF ONLY SHE HAD BROKEN ANNA KOURNIKOVA'S JAW

Anna Kournikova got into a little brawl in Vegas this past weekend with a drunk woman.

from People:

Anna Kournikova Photo by: Orlando Garcia / JPI


Anna Kournikova Injured in Shoving Match | Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova ended up with cuts on her neck after getting into a shoving match this past weekend in Las Vegas  The former tennis ace got into a scuffle inside Lavo Nightclub on Saturday night after another woman at the club threw a drink on her, PEOPLE has learned. An onlooker said Kournikova, 28, and her assistant were sitting at a VIP table when the other woman bumped them. They pushed each other but were separated – until the woman confronted Kournikova again as she was leaving the nightclub. "The woman came back over and threw a drink on Anna and her assistant," the source said. "The woman was definitely drunk." "Anna said she wanted the woman kicked out, but then everything started to escalate and she and the woman started shoving and pushing each other," the source said. The other woman grabbed Kournikova by the neck and pushed her into a wall before security broke them apart. "Anna looked really shaken up," the source said. Kournikova was checked out at The Venetian hotel but didn't require further treatment, said an onlooker.















I've always thought Anna's attraction was her body and her hair and those who didn't know any better thought she was so hot because they were basically focusing on those two characteristics.

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http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/anna-kournikova-nomakeup.jpg

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She kind of reminds me of this guy...

http://www.everyjoe.com/expertfantasy/files/2009/05/derek-jeter.jpg
Derek Jeter and his 'mumps' jaw

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/extramustard/06/30/derek-jeter-interview/derek-jeter.jpg

Like Kournikova, Derek Jeter could benefit by growing a beard.


PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TONGUE BEFORE DEALING WITH MEDIA

Here's the link to the photo...

http://www.celebitchy.com/57883/lady_gagas_glastonbury_wedgie_morning_links/

http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Lady-Gaga-latex-1.jpg

Another Italian inbred Ginza from the Tri-State area around NY

Here's the Jersey version of people of peasant stock who's ancestors come from villages in Italy that have been inbreeding for more than 500 years..

I bring you Geico Girl-

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/real-housewives-of-nj12.jpg

This is what happens when peasants stay in the same village for the last 500 hundred years when the rest of us had ancestors that were moving around the globe being daring.  I bet her ancestor's got here no earlier than 1880 and they were all from the same Italian peasant village of brick layers.  But this one thinks being 100% Italian is a status symbol, not knowing it is a death sentence for reaching the upper echelons of society, if you're peasant stock.